Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[SquartleTurtle]

SUPER HOT XXX SNAPMATIC PHOTO OF TROGTORS BULGE ON A HOT SUNNY BEACH

DONT SHOW HIM THIS PLEASE

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[Muslim]

so I invite Squartle/MONSTER into my apartment and this happens almost immediately

lol spark it

[CreamTurk3y]

Hey guys, In GTA online I appear to be stuck in my garage, I have 2 options on my phone that I'm not supposed to have in GTA Online (email and quick save), whenever I access maze bank it says "Welcome, Michael De Santa" and not CreamTurk3y I was going to attempt making a new character to see if that fixes the problem but before I do, does anyone else know of a solution?

EDIT: Created a new character and joined a session, I was instantly kicked and now it won't load.

[SquartleTurtle]

"man you get the serious gun and all i get is a midget cricket"

[Trogtor]

i hope its like 10 dollars for 1 mill

It's 20 bucks for 1,200,000

still down too.


I did a mission with this guy 3 times.

We tried to steal a plane and the place we were suspose to land it had enemies.

first time, the dude got shot down by rpg (I was on the ground, didn't see him cause he was far away.)

2nd time, the dude crashed the plane.

wtf lol

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restart game

[CreamTurk3y]

restart game

I have already tried this like 3 times with no luck :(

Edit: I launched the game in an invite only session and it seems to have worked I had the online version of the phone, my car was in the garage and I could leave, although when I went outside, changed my spawn location and tried to join a normal session it got stuck during the loading screen and timed out.

[Muslim]

money is very expensive

[Skateaton]

lol spark it

MAD BONG RIPS

can we have a crew for stoners in gta 5
you dont even have to really smoke but it could be an rp group where we just get high in the apartments all day.

edit:
JOIN THE BAKER BOYZZ TODAY

[Muslim]

i'll join the baker boyzz on one condition i get access to the hot bongs
is that xbox or ps3

[Skateaton]

i'll join the baker boyzz on one condition i get access to the hot bongs
is that xbox or ps3

PS3



i can also hook you up with a space docker, after i insure it (125k LOL)

I'll dupe you a space docker for 250k idk how to trade cash i just know its possible.

[Operator¹]

or someone can just hop in the passenger seat and start a job, where they then have to deposit it at their garage.

[Skateaton]

or someone can just hop in the passenger seat and start a job, where they then have to deposit it at their garage.

yeah but i wont let you hop in the passenger seat unless you gimmie da $$$

[John Freeman]

PS3



i can also hook you up with a space docker, after i insure it (125k LOL)

I'll dupe you a space docker for 250k idk how to trade cash i just know its possible.

I want one :c
(But xbox)

[Skateaton]

I want one :c
(But xbox)

SORRY LADIES
I DONT forget WITH XBOX TITTIES