Tezuni's Syndrome
[Teh-zoon-ee Sinn-drome], n. 
The syndrome in which one person or player has no other server to play on the blockland server list, and resorts to playing Tezuni's Jail Escape server, which 3/4 of the time will end up in a drama being created of the server's host, Tezuni. 
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