cigarettegy kids keep showing up at my house at night, wat do

[SlayerZ99]

Wait for them and if they dont notice you, either A pop the change off the sprocket, just becauses its annoying or B undo the shift line or brake line lol

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[Generation]

If you have an airsoft gun shot em. Teach those little bastards not to forget with you.

[Zloff]

wait for them by the door with a claw hammer ---> chase their dirty ass's off your property

[RedGajin]

this was happening to my friend once by two kids on bikes as well, two of us went over and hid nearby until they came. once they got off their bikes we stole them and started riding away and they started screaming and my friend opened the door and started pelting them with some rotten eggs

man that was a good day

[Nomel]

this was happening to my friend once by two kids on bikes as well, two of us went over and hid nearby until they came. once they got off their bikes we stole them and started riding away and they started screaming and my friend opened the door and started pelting them with some rotten eggs

man that was a good day

you deserve a medal

[psychomutt]

youre just getting old
all you can do is yell at them

[Renekar]

stab screwdrivers into their eyes and post pictures of their corpses

[Waru]

stab screwdrivers into their eyes and post pictures of their corpses

oh

[Block1zilla]

something that might work,
charge the doorbell with some electricity, or something.
they'll get shocked

[Nomel]

something that might work,
charge the doorbell with some electricity, or something.
they'll get shocked

put anthrax on the doorbell
never deal with them again

[Khorde]

this was happening to my friend once by two kids on bikes as well, two of us went over and hid nearby until they came. once they got off their bikes we stole them and started riding away and they started screaming and my friend opened the door and started pelting them with some rotten eggs

man that was a good day

op do this

[HellHound]

If you have steps leading up to your door, make a tripwire knock a bucket of marbles onto a baking tray. Should scare the stuff out of him.

[Wispfire]

Put on a hockey mask and run out with a knife when they do it next.

[Night Fox]

not only is that probably illegal

there's nothing illegal about having thumbtacks on your porch
besides, you were just carrying a box of them into your house and they fell out without you noticing!

something that might work,
charge the doorbell with some electricity, or something.
they'll get shocked

and as for this one, there was just a little electrical problem but you fixed it the next morning

[The Corporation]

keep the door unlocked, and wait all night for them.
When they come out, douse them with permanent paint that will stain their stuff.
Severely.