Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Bananas

[uno_da_cat]

I'm noticing that all these people actually believed me that spiders crawl in your mouth while you sleep. Even though I added the "This is a myth" to my post.

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[BlockoCrafter]

I'm noticing that all these people actually believed me that spiders crawl in your mouth while you sleep. Even though I added the "This is a myth" to my post.

I didn't believe you, I knew it was true.

[SlayerZ99]

I'm noticing that all these people actually believed me that spiders crawl in your mouth while you sleep. Even though I added the "This is a myth" to my post.

dont make it transparent????????????

[Stocking]

Before realizing she was dealing with dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders (AKA banana spiders)

what? banana spiders are non-aggressive orb weavers that are as harmless as they are terrifying



also:

[shinyarceus4]

And I normally kinda like spiders...

[SlayerZ99]

what? banana spiders are non-aggressive orb weavers that are as harmless as they are terrifying

Try again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

[sir dooble]

Anyway, there's not actually anything Sainsbury's or anyone else can do about the spiders.
They just simply have to hope they're picked up when the bananas are packaged in Brazil. After they're put on their boats they simply get emptied from crates and put into shops.

[Stocking]

Try again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

The golden silk orb-weavers (genus Nephila) are a genus of araneomorph spiders noted for the impressive webs they weave. Nephila consists of numerous individual species found around the world. They are also commonly called golden orb-weavers, giant wood spiders, or banana spiders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver

[SlayerZ99]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver

Before realizing she was dealing with dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders (AKA banana spiders)

(not to be confused with the relatively harmless Nephila)

[DiceyGrammar]

we get funnel web spiders come into the house sometimes, which is fine because they're big enough to catch and get rid of

it's worse having a pool in this area because they like to sit on the bottom underwater and go for your feet

piiiccctuurrree!

[uno_da_cat]

I didn't believe you, I knew it was true.

Except you knew wrong.

dont make it transparent????????????

Where is the fun in that?

we get funnel web spiders come into the house sometimes, which is fine because they're big enough to catch and get rid of

it's worse having a pool in this area because they like to sit on the bottom underwater and go for your feet

I always find loving enormous spiders during this time of year after my pool is drained and all gross.

[Mister Cheese]

Have fun

[Stocking]

Have fun

poor spider

if he bites the hand then he's sure to get crushed to death

if he doesnt bite the hand, he might get crushed anyways

he has no control over the situation and his actions are completely meaningless to whether he lives or dies

;-;

[Sentry]

I remember hearing somewhere that the average human being eats roughly 6 spiders in their sleep every year.