Author Topic: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock  (Read 551365 times)

anyway yes im saving for it
if i get really good grades i can make enough money to get a REALLY nice knife. maybe like, a $150 one.
yOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND 150 DOLLARS ON A VIRTUAL KNIFE?!

yOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND 150 DOLLARS ON A VIRTUAL KNIFE?!
Yes. It's my money, and it's the only game I ever play anymore.

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watermelon party: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=247867.msg7762821#msg7762821
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: good god
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: you could buy a good computer part with that cash but no buy a virtual knife that does the exact same thing as the regular knife but it looks prettier
watermelon party: you just dont understand
watermelon party: ya jew
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i don't and you're wasting cash
watermelon party: everything in your life is about computer parts
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: COMPUTER IS LIFE
watermelon party: "going to buy something you really want? forget that, computer parts"
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: you're spending 150 dollars on a virtual knife
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: A VIRTUAL KNIFE THAT CAN BE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU AT ANY MOMENT AND NOT REFUNDED
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: your account could just go down one day and bloop where's your knife
watermelon party: gone
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: oh on a dead server rack somewhere in some area of the united staes??
watermelon party: why would my account go down
watermelon party: hackers? they refund that
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: valve could loose their servers at any time
watermelon party: steam shuts down? whatever, steam shuts down lol
watermelon party: valve loses their serves? they turn em back on
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >buys 150 dollar red virtual knife
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >valve shuts down
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >steam goes with it
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >there goes your 150 dollars
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: just dont
watermelon party: oh stuff dude
watermelon party: your house could be broken into
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it's a godawful waste of money
watermelon party: bloop, where's your computer parts
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i dont have anything of value here
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: nobody steals stuff here lol
watermelon party: k
watermelon party: whatevs
watermelon party: be dumb and a jew
watermelon party: youre just jealous
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i'm not jealous i'm grossed out
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it's absolutely disgusting that you would buy a virtual knife for 150 dollars
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: oh god eughj
watermelon party: it's disgusting that you're even mad about it one bit
watermelon party: it's my money
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it doesnt matter that it's your money it's that your perception on ways to effectively spend money is atrocious
watermelon party: now im gonna go browse $150 knives while you sit in jealous rage
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: enjoy poverty
watermelon party: monday, I'm 14
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i'm 14 as well and i already have better life standards than you do
watermelon party: are you serious
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i absolutely am
watermelon party: this is like the last year we get to spend our money without worries
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: ???
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i have only gotten 20 dollars in the last month
watermelon party: i cant believe you are lecturing me
watermelon party: about me not spending money properly
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and i spent it on a gamecube
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: absolutely disgusting
watermelon party: >spending money on a dead system that you will only relive for petty nostalgia
watermelon party: top loving kek, and you rant to me about standards
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i have games for it??
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and i sold my wii and i need something else to play them on
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i havent finished wind waker yet
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: im not doing it for nostalgia i just want to finish wind waker
watermelon party: YOU COULDA BOUGHT COMPUTER PARTS DDDDDXXXX
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: no i cant
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: there were none of my computer parts available for 20 dollars
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: ??getyofactsstraightmate??
watermelon party: >spending any money on a computer that could be stolen at any moment
watermelon party: wow
watermelon party: dude
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i didnt
watermelon party: somebody could like break into your home and steal it
watermelon party: dude
watermelon party: stuff wow
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: no they cant
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: my house is raised off the ground on bricks
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and it's pretty ahrd to get in without making any noise
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: everyone also knows where the guns are hidden
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i also have weapons i can use in my room
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: including a sword
watermelon party: dude just stop trying
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >you got ownt
watermelon party: i have a friend named hermes from jamaica (hes actually jamaican) whos spent $1k on csgo
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: hermes from jamaica
watermelon party: and no i didnt get owned, your a dumb
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: reminds me of futurama
watermelon party: its money he found under the couch
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: he found 1k under the couch?
watermelon party: yes
watermelon party: hes not a poorcigarette
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: well wa
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: wot
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: how do you just randomly find 1k under a couch?
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: sounds like a load of bullstuff to me
watermelon party: hes rich
watermelon party: he visited when he went to la
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: he's rich so he has money to blow
watermelon party: you seriously sound like a jew
watermelon party: i'm 14.
watermelon party: i dont have to be all economical
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: that's really offensive
watermelon party: ok
watermelon party: so
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: as using jew as an insult
watermelon party: your point
watermelon party: im not insulting you
watermelon party: or using jew as an insult
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: 5:29 AM - watermelon party: you seriously sound like a jew
watermelon party: you just sound like a "jew" i.e. someone greedy not i.e. someone jewish
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: implying it is bad to be jewish
watermelon party: you're pulling the 'you're tribal' card
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: no
watermelon party: hermes from jamaica: tell dat bumbaclot im boutta funnel 2000 dolla into e-knives
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: he's a dumbass
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: point of fact
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and i'm well aware that you're bullstuffting me
watermelon party: hermes from jamaica: u stupid mon i-and-i received a MBA and are quickly rising up de corporate bamboo ladder
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: 5:30 AM - Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and i'm well aware that you're bullstuffting me
watermelon party: idgaf
watermelon party: let me just consider your argument
watermelon party: "there is a 1 in a million chance that valve could shut down and even though you have no reason to think economically, you shouldn't spend your money on something you want"
watermelon party: hmmmm smells like bullstuff
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: still you could use that 150 dollars wiser as getting something better than a goddamn virtual knife
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: you could buy like 50 new games to play perhaps??
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: i'm pretty sure you do not "want" the knife
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: you only "want" it because it looks cool and you're somehow delusional to spend 150 dollars on it instead of just easily modifying the in-game skin using mods for your own personal enjoyment?
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it's not like anyone's gonna care about your regularly functioning skinned knife
watermelon party: you can't modify the ingame skin using mods that's why you have to buy skins.
watermelon party: get educated
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: >mods
watermelon party: also people will care, and guess what yo
watermelon party: guess what yo
watermelon party: guess what yo
watermelon party: if i dont want it
watermelon party: i can sell it
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: so you're living up to peer pressure??
watermelon party: for quite a bit, me breddah
watermelon party: no
watermelon party: what
watermelon party: living up to peer pressure?
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: 5:35 AM - watermelon party: also people will care, and guess what yo
watermelon party: what
watermelon party: no
watermelon party: you're dumb lol
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: you're giving in so to say
watermelon party: people will care, but im buying it because its been a dream since i got the game
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: they will debunk anything you do or say because you have the stock knife
watermelon party: what
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: 5:35 AM - watermelon party: also people will care, and guess what yo
watermelon party: i dont get what youre trying to say
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it's what you said earlier
watermelon party: they wont do THAT
watermelon party: but they'll be like "oh, neat"
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: and?
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: thats all
watermelon party: im still buying it because i like it
watermelon party: it's a beautiful knife
watermelon party: http://puu.sh/aIh8B/11620d1bc8.png
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: absoultely disgusting
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: so you're basically going through the same way apple did
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: it looks better but it costs more and does the same thing as the cheaper version
watermelon party: except this im buying for aesthetic value
watermelon party: my parents buy it because they think macs perform better
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: oH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING
watermelon party: you're handicapped
watermelon party: the whole point is for aesthetic value
watermelon party: i buy shirts i like
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: eughn
watermelon party: they dont have any purpose!!!!!!!! i could just buy PLAIN WHITE SHIRTS
watermelon party: OH stuff I MUST BURN ALL MY LOGO SHIRTS
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: but some shirts preform better for the price
watermelon party: you are the jewest person ever
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: some shirts are made of better materials and they feel way better than some cheap-ass ones and they dont do the same job
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: some shirts are made for going in water
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: but they look different from regular shirts
Daswiruch - Furry Stuff: ignorance level: 10k
watermelon party: you disgust me

You're still pretty ignorant and dumb for buying a loving 150 dollar virtual knife. You could buy a good looking and quality knife in real life for that price.

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As far as i know, karambit irl usually costs less than csgo one.(well, its mus' money, he can do anything with them)

dont ever buy knives, its not worth it

As far as i know, karambit irl usually costs less than csgo one.(well, its mus' money, he can do anything with them)
i dont know why people are dumbfounded by this mentality. Theyre more expensive in the game because theyre rare. hundreds of karambits are probably made daily, but there are very few karambits in the game. Supply and demand

do you know that you can make a ingame screenshot by pressing f12?
no sorry i dont believe u

muslim didnt buy it yet or he sold it right off the bat

says the king of lame

anyway yes im saving for it
if i get really good grades i can make enough money to get a REALLY nice knife. maybe like, a $150 one.
:^(

you shouldn't buy knives unless you have lots of cash and nothing to use it on
if there are better things you could be buying, i would just buy like 20 keys and try that instead

well I guess I'll give csgo another try since I own it

wish me luck



please compliment me on my witty humor.

muslim didnt buy it yet or he sold it right off the bat
yeah. it's going to be at least two months before I can even think about getting one. right now I'm just dreaming.

lmfao don't buy a knife

they're so  useless (obv... so are skins)

knives are just a huge waste of dolla

in other news i pulled off an ok clutch

one guy was lit for like 90, and I killed someone with awp
then he got killed

guy turned a corner, headshot that guy
then rushed B site with only my pistol out and ran back into tuns
guy saw
headshot him with p250 while strafing

only knife i really want is a flip knife
it's cheaper than karambit (overused anyway) and imo looks nicer