The stuffty Superpower Game

[SWAT One]

You do, but you cannot stop thinking about it, and when you try to remove it from your mind, it gets "louder".

The ability to jump 20 feet into the air and land without injuring and/or hurting myself.

[Ad Bot]

[ThinkInvisible]

This jumping is now the sole purpose of your legs; you must crawl or jump everywhere.

The ability to thirdperson.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Only when your eyes are stung by a scorpion

The ability to turn even the most ugliest things into a hot lovey chick!

[Cargøn]

you get the adam and eve rule
every time you do it your ribs fly out of your torso

the ability to stop time

[LegendZ]

Only your time though, so the world keeps moving on while you're stuck.
On the bright side, you'd be a famous landmark!

The ability to regenerate any damage.

[ßlöükfáce]

But you harm others in the process you loving human parasite

Shoot bullets out of my hand

[Kumquat]

The bullets ruin your hand on exit

The power to hear all

[Swat 3]

You get deaf because you can hear all of the wavelengths of light. You can also hear the black holes and the scream of little aliens.

[The Subject]

You don't get a super power

I have the power to take and use anyone's super power.

[Chrono]

You must use the stolen power during a backflip. After the backflip is complete, the person gets their power back.

The power to break the laws of relativity.

[Johnny Blockhead]

Have the power to have an incredibly small snake and make it stay that way forever.

[Chrono]

The power to break the laws of relativity.

[HellHound]

You undergo all of the effects on matter if it broke the speed of light. (Which you never will)


The ability to shoot lighting from my fingertips.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Only when you are fingering your brown town hole XD

The ability to bring cartoons to life

[Zanaran2]

They kill you

The ability to suffer eternal pain.