Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower Game (Read 32374 times)

Swampivorous · January 20, 2014, 11:16:46 AM

there is chaos everywhere else.

the ability to mudkip

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Crispy_ · January 20, 2014, 11:21:07 AM

while you are not mudkiping, thus when you start mudkiping, you cannot mupkip, thus creating a paradox

the ability to change anyone's opinion

Swampivorous · January 20, 2014, 11:33:02 AM

you create religion and stupidity.

the ability to paradox better

firestorm · January 20, 2014, 11:47:45 AM

You paradox worse.

The ability to remove any bodily harm

ßlöükfáce · January 20, 2014, 12:28:34 PM

You transfer that harm to other people

The ability to ban YOU!!

Scaredhappyguy · January 20, 2014, 12:49:47 PM

But when you ban someone, you stuff yourself! Disgusting!

The ability to clean your ass without having to wipe it.

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Crispy_ · January 20, 2014, 12:52:40 PM

You still need to be near toilet paper, or anything you would use to wipe your bottocks

The ability to fly

Cassord² · January 20, 2014, 03:22:40 PM

Only one direction, and that's into the sun.

Laser eyes.

Theepicman · January 20, 2014, 04:01:34 PM

They will make a mirror appear infront of you, reflecting the lasers back at you, killing you.

The ability to not fly.

Scaredhappyguy · January 20, 2014, 05:17:59 PM

You fly anyways.

The ability to ban your mom!

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jonnyman5656 · January 20, 2014, 06:43:50 PM

But you travel back in time and before you were born and ban her, thus you don't exist, making it not happen.

The power of nothingness.

Zanaran2 · January 20, 2014, 08:30:02 PM

You have no power, therefore you are a weak and useless peasant.

The ability to remove every goddamn tuesday goddamn why does that loving day exist jesus.

Theepicman · January 20, 2014, 08:50:09 PM

Its One-time use and Tuesday comes back next week.

The power to take a stuff without having to wait 15 minutes for one piece to come out.

Chrono · January 21, 2014, 02:05:39 AM

In order to take a stuff, you have to be watching the latest episode of One Piece, which comes out every 14 minutes.

The power to change scientific constants and have them affect the world as if the scientific theories relating to the constant were true.

LegendZ · January 21, 2014, 08:20:23 AM

You screw up. Dreams are reality. The laws of the land that once were are now no more. The world is in utter disarray, nothing is constant at all. In ruining the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle that completes our universe, you have torn open the void, leaking all sorts of madness and chaos into our universe, slowly eating itself up from the inside out.

You screwed up, man.

The power to traverse different points of space and time in an instant.