Guys, I need a good bullstuff story to get accepted in the LSRP server. Any volunteers?
Write a short background story about your character (must be at least 2 paragraphs).
^That's not short.
[NAME] graduated top of [HIS/HER] class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. [HE/SHE] is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Everybody is nothing to [HIM/HER] except just another target. [HE/SHE] will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. People think anyone can get away with saying stuff to [NAME] over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting [HIS/HER] secret network of spies across the USA and their IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. They’re loving dead.
[HE/SHE] can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with [HIS/HER] bare hands. Not only is [HE/SHE] extensively trained in unarmed combat, but [NAME] has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and [HE/SHE] will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only they could have known what unholy retribution their little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon them, maybe they would have held your loving tongue. But they couldn’t, they didn’t, and now they’re paying the price, the goddamn idiot. [NAME] will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. The people who mess with [NAME] are loving dead, kiddo.
