Author Topic: [Forum game] Stop It!  (Read 8548 times)

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Hornets swarm your room

Cover myself in blanket, go to the living room and grab fire extinguisher. Spray the stuff out of those flying death machines.

Your cat won't stop biting your toes when you sleep.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 04:49:03 PM by matthewbim11 »

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The entire BLF is coming for you

"Hey look Badspots over there"

someones running with scissors and hes running straight at you

he trips and kills himself before reaching me

THE WORLD'S WHOLE NUCLEAR ARSENAL IS HEADED TOWARDS YOU

transform into roosterroach in a spacesuit

badspot is about to kick your dog

Apply dogarmor.

An adorable but extremely annoying creature is following you everywhere.

Have it for supper

Badspot emails you and asks you out on a date

Go on a date and take his virginity, so he doesn't ask again.

A Texan boy is about to give you a swift kick in the nards.

give him a cactus

you're stuck on an indefinite red light

Just continue driving

Your internet is stuffty

Do nothing because I live in rural America where good Internet is nonexistent

You just ate 2 Ghost chili peppers.

I'm very dead

There is cats everywhere

Adopt 'em

A random impenetrable transparent dome traps and cuts off your town from the rest of the world, and it's there forever.
Nobody can get in or out, and you can't dig under it.

We adapt, evolve, grow stronger.



Its raining men.