Straight Megathread - i didn't expect to get this far

[Biostorm]

I'm a straight, white, Christian male! Stop oppressing me!

[Ad Bot]

[morningstar]

You know, it's kinda sad how that is actually true in the more liberl states/countires. 

[Kimon²]

I'm a straight, white, Christian male! Stop oppressing me!

wow way to just make up words, tumbler socil justice wario

[Biostorm]

wow way to just make up words, tumbler socil justice wario

I was being sarcastic.

Nvm

[Tabbo Hotel]

I was being sarcastic.

I can't think of a proper response.

[Biostorm]

I can't think of a proper response.

Here's a gif that might help

[ResonKinetic]

I was being sarcastic.

[Tabbo Hotel]

Thank you friends.

[Niff]

why is champ crossed out on the list I demand to know

[/Pacha]

sry didn't realize you were the spokesman for all lgbt people

sry didn't realize one idiot who hasn't realized this thread is a joke yet was the spokesperson for all the CRIMES AGAINST THE LGBT COMMUNITY!!!!

see, i can make stupid claims too. doesn't change the fact you're the only one overreacting here

[Tabbo Hotel]

But that also doesn't make it any less hilarious.

[Cybersix]

why does everybody have a gay uncle

am i going to be the gay uncle someday

why does everybody stereotype the uncle as a child enthusiast? :c

[awesomebread]

why is champ crossed out on the list I demand to know

he left my blockland server without saying goodbye

[Champion]

he left my blockland server without saying goodbye

Hi.
:(

[ultimamax]

how do people even skip the process of thinking "huh wow, maybe this thread is a joke..."

it's a dumb joke is my point