Recent injuries, hm. Recently the only thing I got was a splinter.
However when I was younger I rode my bike past a thorn tree and my arm got cut up a bit.
my momma used to laugh at me when i got injured :(
i remember walking into the house with a horribly bloody knee and my mom just exploded
Tell your mom to stop working for Al-Qaeda, maybe she'll stop exploding.
Anyway, my dads the same way. I broke my toe and he laughed at me then called me a dumbass.