Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: Victoria - I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA (1892)

[Theepicman]

this month, the berlin conference of 1880 took place

in it, the great nations of europe agreed on several things:
- prohibition on slave trade
- free trade within the confines of africa
- the colonization of africa is now totally ok because everyone already living there is an uncivilized brute

the scramble for africa has begun

ethiopia, nejd, and madagascar have special westernization processes that are only available now (although religious conversion is still a slim possibility)

all must defend its homeland from the european aggressors and do all of the following:
- defeat a european power in combat
- reclaim all territory lost by the end of the scramble

because the sokoto caliphate and morocco are protected under germany and france, respectively, they may only westernize through the vanilla religious conversion/culture renunciation shindig

Oh stuff.

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[Doughboy]

madagascar changes to researching the naval design bureaux

[Maxwell.]

I recommend engaging the English navy
all three of you

[Jairo]

spain once again offers white peace to the south american echelon

mexico does the same

[Maxwell.]

korea invents a jet shaped boat

[mlockha]

spain once again offers white peace to the south american echelon

mexico does the same

Deal accepted.

[Mikoyan]

Venezuela declares war on venezuela

[Epicduke]

haha u guys with all ya WARS when im here sitting with SUGAR and TEA

[Maxwell.]

Venezuela declares war on venezuela

Korea wants to help Venezuela out as it does not like venezuela

[Swat 3]

Ethiopia's current leader dies a terrible death because zebra or something: Menelik II comes to power.

Hey yo Europeans, can we have some guns?? Anyone of you who gives us something can be [mistranslated] with us!

oh wait it didn't happen like that. who cares tbh. Being so [mistranslated] to us is so amazing.

[Nonnel]

boo

[mus]

[Swat 3]

iron something something muzzle pew pew artillery is finished

army professionalism started

[Maxwell.]

iron something something muzzle pew pew artillery is finished

army professionalism started

but it's not been five years

Korea begins producing lots of breach loaded rifles and iron muzzle loaded artillery

[Swat 3]

but it's not been five years

Korea begins producing lots of breach loaded rifles and iron muzzle loaded artillery

I thought it has :I

ah, right. like, 16 hours until success!