"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[TheScout]

Someone walks in, sees the man talking to himself and sees Waluigi bleeding on the floor, and walks out

[Ad Bot]

[joe411]

Someone walks in, sees the man talking to himself and sees Waluigi bleeding on the floor, and walks out

WAH

[Lockebox]

Stanley is confused, as he clearly was wishing, not talking. He wishes even more for the Narrator to stop misinterpreting him and singling him out. D:

"Stanleys wishing amplifies into thought bubbles. Like the ones you see in comic books. This is bad for keeping secrets of course."

Why are you calling me "purple guy" and not my full name Sir Master Super Waluigi Joe Man Sr. Jr. The Third?

"Purple guy angrily and secretly wishes his title did not come to him. But wearing purple has warranted it."

Someone walks in, sees the man talking to himself and sees Waluigi bleeding on the floor, and walks out

"Mr. Nope walks in and very quickly decides to have his dinnerbreak elsewhere."

[Cupcakehat]

when suddenly cupcakehat bursts in and dives behind the counter without any pants

[the hacker]

I was never breaking purple guy. I was breaking someone else hitting on my sister.

[joe411]

But anyway, seriously who goes to a bar and orders chocolate milk?

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley asks the book dude if he is also talking to the weird voice thing.

[Lockebox]

when suddenly cupcakehat bursts in and dives behind the counter without any pants

"The barkeeps dog makes a scene and has come looking for scraps. He smells like he missed a few showers and this bothered everyone."

I was never breaking purple guy. I was breaking someone else hitting on my sister.

"Book guy corrects the air. Locke begins to wonder if they're all hearing something he isn't."

[kidplasma]

I come out to see if I'm needed to wait any tables, then ask why there's a dog man drinking chocolate milk in the bar. And why there's a pantless man behind the counter.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

still loving elf child but nobody notices

[Cupcakehat]

cupcakehat rips off his soiled fursuit and begins to furiously masturbate as he waddles over to a seat

[Alyx Vance]

I turn around and watch everything going on

[The Subject]

Hello, OP. You guys have an eviction notice. This bar will have to close down. I tried my best to get you an alternate location. It's nothing much, but it's something. The location is Community Projects. I'll go ahead and leave now.

[Lockebox]

I come out to see if I'm needed to wait any tables, then ask why there's a dog man drinking chocolate milk in the bar.

"christmas hat alien man comes in and is surprised to see an anthropomorphic dog. He simply stares."

cupcakehat rips off his soiled fursuit and begins to furiously masturbate as he waddles over to a seat

"The stench coming from the deranged petman of the barkeep wafts through the air. Locke almost hurls up his milk."

I turn around and watch everything going on

"The man behind Locke coughs a little and still looks thirsty."

Hello, OP. You guys have an eviction notice. This bar will have to close down. I tried my best to get you an alternate location. It's nothing much, but it's something. The location is Community Projects. I'll go ahead and leave now.

"Out of thin air the village constable appears and leaves a message. Why he has this job is anyones guess."

[Cupcakehat]

before the constable can leave, cupcakehat hurls himself at him and brown townly penetrates him all while making squealing pig noises