"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[Alyx Vance]

I order a water and drink it while looking at the constable as he attempts to shut down the bar.

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[TristanLuigi]

Stanley looks at the commotion and figures that he probably forgot his schizo meds. Which explains the voices - or maybe not, because that weird book dude seemed to be talking to him to and I think the weird voice thing was talking to him. He orders a strawberry milk from the bar.

[the hacker]

After thoroughly breaking this man's face, I gracefully throw him through the bar window and leave him there. I then proceed to read the books I broke his face with.

[kidplasma]

Why do you come to a bar to order water, m8?

[joe411]

Do bars even serve chocolate milk?
Is this like a chocolate milk bar or something?

[TristanLuigi]

Do bars even serve chocolate milk?
Is this like a chocolate milk bar or something?

Stanley turns around. "You again? Stop asking questions, we knocked you unconscious for a reason."

[Lockebox]

I order a water and drink it while looking at the constable as he attempts to shut down the bar.

"Finally and after what seemed like forever, the man finally orders...water. The significance of this will be important later on... or will it?"

Stanley looks at the commotion and figures that he probably forgot his schizo meds. Which explains the voices. He orders a strawberry milk from the bar.

"With a defeated look and a bruised purple guy all beaten, Stanely sulks over to the bar and orders a strawberry milk. It reminded him of his mothers breastmilk."

Do bars even serve chocolate milk?
Is this like a chocolate milk bar or something?

"Despite having several concussions, purple guy manages to ponder why this bar serves varying flavors of milk.

Stanley turns around. "You again? Stop asking questions, we knocked you unconscious for a reason."

"Stanely still holding terrible feelings for purple guy gets in a threatening pose."

[WaffleCake]

In an area near the location of the fighting, a guy wearing lime green and purple clothing, is sitting on a stool drinking like a loving maniac. He's wearing a red and white scarf, as the holidays are rolling by. His name is Jet. He overhears the constable wanting to shut down the bar. Without thinking, Jet then stumbles over to the constable and tackles him to the ground.

[Lockebox]

In an area near the location of the fighting, a guy wearing lime green and purple clothing, is sitting on a stool drinking like a loving maniac. He's wearing a red and white scarf, as the holidays are rolling by. His name is Jet. He overhears the constable wanting to shut down the bar. Without thinking, Jet then stumbles over to the constable and tackles him to the ground.

"The constable now being attacked by a deranged furry is set upon by a purple smurf in green clothing as well."

[kidplasma]

Are we a milk bar now? Do we have assorted milk flavors? I didn't sign up for this!

[TheScout]

The same person walks into the main doorway, now with a sizeable bucket of popcorn.

[Lockebox]

Are we a milk bar now? Do we have assorted milk flavors? I didn't sign up for this!

"Green christmas alien suddenly realizes the pay is no longer worth it here. As the customer base is too much to bear."

The same person walks into the main doorway, now with a sizeable bucket of popcorn.

"Mr. Nope walks back in. Forever killing his reputation and ruining a good joke."

[WaffleCake]

"The constable now being attacked by a deranged furry is set upon by a purple smurf in green clothing as well."

"whaAAHHT THE forget ARE YOU CALLING ME A SMURF FORRh"
Jet punches the constable in the face and knocks his tooth out.

[TristanLuigi]

Oddly enough, Stanley had always ordered strawberry milk, yet doesn't remember ever asking what they had. He asks if they have a menu or something.

"whaAAHHT THE forget ARE YOU CALLING ME A SMURF FORRh"

Stanley sees another person talking to the voice dude! Stanley concludes that he in fact does not have schizophrenia. In fact, he doesn't remember existing before walking into this bar! He doesn't even have a doctor!

Stanley stares blankly at the wall in an existential crCIA.

[Alyx Vance]

Still watching I set my water down and say 'this took an interesting turn'