Can you beat the above user's avatar with a nearby object around you?

[Redconer]

Describe the object, say yes or no, then describe the effect. You may proceed

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

i have a marshmallow skewer on my desk for no reason

i can stab the forget out of you

[Col. Burton]

a housephone

[Torin0101]

I have a 2 liter bottle of pepsi and a medium-sized cup
maybe I can dump the entire bottle into your mouth?

[Derontchi]

my computer

so yeah

[Torin0101]

my computer

so yeah

I'm a cactus, i'd poke yo ass
btw skip me

[ThatRandomGuy]

I have a Knife
Yes I'll shank you in the Stomach.

[Alyx Vance]

Knives
Of course I could.

[Bomberguy]

My whole shelf sitting right next to me
I can just let it topple on you

[ThatRandomGuy]

Knives
Of course I could.

Should we Spar to the death?

This is my knife, 4 inch blade 9 inch's overall

[Oasis]

Yeah probably.

[Daswiruch]

all i have around me is my 2ds and my tomodachi life game case
i guess ill throw it in the ocean to pollute?

[Alyx Vance]

Should we Spar to the death?

This is my knife, 4 inch blade 9 inch's overall

My largest knife is the same size pretty much. Lets fight.

[ThatRandomGuy]

My largest knife is the same size pretty much. Lets fight.

-cough-

[F3d323]

spoon
yes
definetly