Can you beat the above user's avatar with a nearby object around you?

[Bomberguy]

Lets see... I have bungee cords(bound, whip, and bdsm), A almost empty water bottle, a cup(glass shards), sewing box(death by sewing needle I guess?), extra cooling fan(Take the safety stuff off), kids photobook(Heavy and blunt), a shelf(Tip it over), a thick zipper case (probably a bible thing, Heavy and blunt), another
shelf(Shorter so heavy and blunt whackoff), a spelling bee award(Slightly sharp edges Will poke eyes out), the sims 3 disk box(Sharp edges), computer(Dr. Hax time), monitor(Dr. Hax time), desk(Desk facebash), a thermos (blunt), Keyboard (Throw at face), Fax machine (Dr. Hax time)
Bound to wreck you with 2 or 1 of the objects listed

[Ad Bot]

[Froth]

ill kill you with speed stick

[MrKitKat]

will it yack me off?

no

[Starkiller]

yes. my richard

[firestorm]

Scissors will do the trick.

[the hacker]

Bowl of hexagonal crackers? The bowl will certainly do some damage. Not worth risking the crackers, though.

[randomtroll39]

A plate.Maybe?

[Alyx Vance]

It appears I have a screwdriver in the floor.
Shank.

[otto-san]

well i guess i have a pocket knife

[SetGaming]

throw my desktop at him

[Lego lad]

I have Legos for you to step on

Wait there's nothing there

[Swat 3]

it appears i am closer to a nuclear detonation red stereotypical button than you think.......

[Oasis]

I could never lay a finger on Robin Williams nor Teddy Roosevelt.

[King of the Bill]

Yeah. My textbooks are on the high shelf right next to the door. Drop them on his head as he walks in, guaranteed KO.
EDIT: Goddamnit Oasis I can't shred the entire loving planet. No.

[Captian Blubberman]

Your slow moving bullet is no match for my assorted trash and condoms from last night!