What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making tribal jokes.
Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
