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i went to town with mike brown

What did Michael Brown's father say to his son on the morning of August 9?

It would be really darren to write your wil, son.

Why did Riddler commit Self Delete?

He saw the gas bill.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what does a white family with two kids and black family with one kid have in common?

they both have more kids than dads

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making tribal jokes.

Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.

Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making tribal jokes.

Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.

Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.

What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
I have no qualms with people making jokes about white people, but hell they should at least be funny.

I have no qualms with people making jokes about white people, but hell they should at least be funny.
Funny ones are so hard to find though. Hell, the website I found them on had a few pro-white jokes on that same page.

Funny ones are so hard to find though

Why do black people call white people honkies? It's the last sound they hear before death.

 What do Nike and the kool kids klub have in common?

They both make black guys run faster.

If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

What do you call a Chinese man who likes to eat soup with chopsticks?

Yuan Dum Fuk

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???

Roberto

The following conversation takes place at a polish church
Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.

My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.

What do you call black people laying on the beach?

An oil spill.

What do you call a Chinese love offender?

Fu Kum Yung


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Some people say that right before you die, your life flashes before your eyes. This did not happen to Steve Jobs.

Apple doesn't support Flash.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a shovel to kill 50 flies instantly.
this isn't very funny

you can do better