Pass or Fail - Chapter 2: Die Führer, Die!

[The GI of MA]

sneak out of hiding place and attempt to snap wardens neck

[Ad Bot]

[Kochieboy]

Actions!

Biohazard: Rolls a 17: You're just unlucky today arent you? As you beg, he smashes your face with the butt of his gun shouting, "Eugh! What the forget are you!".
Legodude: Good lord, another 0 has been rolled. The engine explodes, injuring anyone on the front end of the bus, as well as you, taking a lot of damage. First death roll: 2: Luckily the fire is extinguished by you doing the stop drop and roll technique. You are badly singed and you now have little hair left on your body.
GI: Rolls a 59: You sneak up behind him and somewhat snap his neck. You don't kill the fat bastard, only having him fall on the ground and writhe in pain, whilst firing into the air blindly.

Boss Actions

The boss tries to recover and mend his neck, he rolls a 42: He gets back up, however he his still disoriented from having a slightly broken neck. All failures for him are now critical failures.

[The GI of MA]

kick his balls

[Cybertails1998]

rip his gun from him

[Zoltan]

attempt to steal gun from warden while also kicking him in the balls
if cyber gets it first forget you its mine steal it from cyber

[Kochieboy]

Actions!

GI: Rolls a 11: You kick yourself in the balls.
Cybertails: Rolls a 89: You steal his super shotty, disarming him. He gasps.
Zoltan: Rolls a 19: You also kick yourself in the balls.

No boss actions, he was caught off guard.

[The GI of MA]

tend to wounds on balls

[The Resonte!]

well we definitely ain't making an escape with the bus then

GI: Rolls a 11: You kick yourself in the balls.

Zoltan: Rolls a 19: You also kick yourself in the balls.

heheh

i use the radio to put on some ACTION MUSIC so everyone is inspired and filled with adrenaline (and thus have better rolls)

[Zoltan]

attempt to pin the boss down

[Cybertails1998]

Them man, the richardhead, the LERGEND

>blast the warden in the face

[Biohazard]

pretend to know tai-chi and do a bunch of complex moves to scare the warden to death

[Rigel]

Come outta no where and RKO the warden

[Kochieboy]

Actions!

GI: Rolls a 30: You only make your balls hurt more. You wonder why you even thought of trying to mend your balls in the first place.
Resonte: Rolls a 36: The radio fries when you attempt to turn on some music.
Zoltan: Rolls a 87: You body slam that fat forget, a la Randy Savage style. OOOOOH YEAH!
Cybertails: Rolls a 50: You shoot him in the kneecaps, preventing him from walking.
Biohazard: Rolls a 38: You attempt to do some martial arts moves, but instead hit yourself in the face.


Boss Actions

He attempts to break free of the pin, he rolls a 94. Zoltan continues to not only pin him, but choke him as well on his own fat neck. He begins to die, first death roll: 8. He chokes to death and Zoltan saves the day. [Victory Fanfare]

Now time to get the friggle out of here.

(Sorry rigel, I made all of this before you posted)

[Legodude77]

Give another motivational speech to help people fix the bus.

[The GI of MA]

ask someone to fix my balls