Backstory
I work at a grocery store as the Maintenance Manager aka "The Porter". What that essentially is, is the guy who keeps things running, neat and orderly. If a soda machine breaks down, I have to fix it. If a light goes out, I replace it. If somebody dies in the bathroom, I dispose of the evidence. My job is not limited to cleaning, repairs, and overall store appearance. I take the departments trash away, clean the bathrooms and sweep floors when needed.
"So Spiderman and Macaulay Culkin stopped by..."
So I was just minding my own business, sweeping floors and doing my job when this one random guy comes in wearing a Spider-Man morph suit. Luckily, because sweeping the floors requires I walk everywhere, I was able to run into the guy several times. First thing I asked him (besides the obvious) was "How's uncle Ben?" To wich he replied in frighteningly accurate cannon. This forgeter didn't skip a beat either. I ran into him again and, still in character, asked my where the bread isle was because his "spider senses were on the fritz". This guy was a nutball, but he had balls for being able to pull that stuff off in public.
Then about 20 minutes later this one guy comes in and he looks like Macaulay Culken: the Home Alone kid. This being the second time I've seen him, I still didn't want to be 'that guy' and ask. But damn, he looked just like him. He never says a word and never sticks around too long so nobody else notices him. So what if he is actually Spiderman? Could it just becoincidence? I think not! Spiderman 6 confirmed!
Summary
Macaulay Culkin is going to be Spiderman in Spiderman 6.
Its been 2 years since I did one if these. I'm going to try and bring this stuff back.
I'll link episodes 1-4 later after work.See Episode 4 hereSee Episode 3 hereSee Episode 2 hereSee Episode 1 here