Become TF2 Spy
Sneak up behind the gaurds
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*SHANK*
Guard: HRK! GGGRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Guard: NO, GOD, NO! NO PLEASE NO! I have a wife and kid---
Protagonist: Don't we all.
*BLAM*+6 BloodlustHe got blood and brain matter on your suit. How dare he.

listen to this masterpiece.
while you whip out your glock and mp5, slowly walk and shoot everyone in an extremely badass way.
GET TO THE NEXT FLOOR! BOOST ALL OF THEIR MORALES AS YOU FREE THEM BY YELLING AMERICA AGAIN!
it's time for a genocide crusade
You start playing "Muscle Blues" from Persona 4 on your smartphone as you shout "AMERICA!" Everyone feels loving pumped as your group walks slowly throughout the prison headshotting guards left and right. The prisoners start rioting, and even MORE of them join you. Eventually, you discover an armory. You move in to take all the loot for yourself when the large mass of prisoners following you arms themselves with the guns.
Needs more 'murica
Hotwire all the speakers so they blast this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
You have one of the prisoners hotwire the speakers to play the theme song from Team America:World Police, motivating everyone even further!
After that, you move up to the third floor and discover four guards entrenched in a room high above you with several remote-controlled turrets and barely any cover to save you from being shredded.
Heavy Guard(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, molotov roostertail
Heavy Guard(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), smoke grenade
Heavy Guard(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), flashbang
Heavy Guard(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, incendiary grenade
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Neutral Conscience(Lightly wounded) armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded) Vagabond armed with Serbu Super Shorty
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Former Murderer armed with AA-12
Convicted Jaywalker armed with M16
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prison Guard armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prisoner armed with AK
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with MK11
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Prisoner armed with M4
Prisoner armed with M16
Prisoner armed with SVD
Prisoner armed with AKM
YOU are badly wounded
Effects:Barely any cover in the room.
11:48 AM
Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison
WEAPONS: TASER (6 cartridges left) GLOCK (12/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (87/100 rounds, no 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (21/30 rounds, 2 mags) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (2/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 3 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x1 (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK
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$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS MOBILIZING - SHOOT TO KILL