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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 149029 times)

Summon a nanosuit, wear it, go into Armor to help protect yourself for as long as the energy allows and blast those guards to hell. Let's see how they like demons.

Protagonist pulls a nanosuit out of his ass!
Turret 3 shoots Protagonist in the face and drains all the energy from the nanosuit!

get homeless musician to cover and for him to play music at the heavy guards

Homeless Musician gets into cover and plays music at the guards! Heavy Guard 3 is slightly moved to tears, but continues attacking anyways!

Shoot that Fire extinguisher with your disposable to create a smoke screen and tell the patriots that are unable to find cover to flank the guards and turrets.  Tell the ones that are in cover to give cover fire.

You shoot the Fire Extinguisher, causing smoke. Your patriots climb a nearby ladder and try to flank the guards, but the Turrets open fire!

Vagabond breaks into pieces!
Former Murderer breaks in half!
Prisoner is ripped apart!
Prison Guard is badly wounded!

Your fellow patriots finish climbing the ladder, get on a catwalk, and try to break into the room the Guards are in, only to find it locked and barricaded!

Heavy Guard 1 blindly throws a molotov roostertail out of the room, but it hits a turret SETTING IT ON FIRE!
Prisoners 1~9 fire upon the turrets!
Homeless Man gets up close to a turret and shotguns it!
Imprisoned Flash Mober fires the M79 at the room the Guards are in, damaging the glass!

fire everything

You shoot everything you have, causing more damage!


Heavy Guard(Somewhat wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, molotov roostertail
Heavy Guard(Badly Wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), smoke grenade
Heavy Guard(Light wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), flashbang
Heavy Guard(Moderate wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, incendiary grenade
Turret(Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Light Damage)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Badly Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(ON FIRE) (Armor Plating) armed with Minigun

Neutral Conscience(Lightly wounded) armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Convicted Jaywalker armed with M16
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prison Guard(Badly Wounded) armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prisoner armed with AK
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Prisoner armed with M4
Prisoner armed with M16
Prisoner armed with SVD
Prisoner armed with AKM
YOU are badly wounded

Note:Barely any cover in the room, theme song of Team America:World Police blasting on the speakers


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS:
TASER (6 cartridges left)
GLOCK (9/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (50/100 rounds, no  7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (13/30 rounds, 2 mags)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (no rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (3/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 3 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:

DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - SHOOT TO KILL

bust out your custom built imported katana from japan from your ass, tip your fedora and stroke your neckbeard then begin to slice these friends up, just like your anime


then complain on /r/athiesm about you being friend zoned
« Last Edit: July 11, 2015, 03:22:43 PM by Refticus »

Dual wield the axe and knife
Rush the gaurds yelling : "There can be only one!"
Become demoman aswell

bust out your custom built imported katana from japan from your ass, tip your fedora and stroke your neckbeard then begin to slice these friends up, just like your anime


then complain on /r/athiesm about you being friend zoned


You reach into your ass and find nothing but stuff.

Dual wield the axe and knife
Rush the gaurds yelling : "There can be only one!"
Become demoman aswell

"There can be only one!" You scream as you turn into a Black Scottish Cyclops before charging up a ladder, through a catwalk, and into the room where the Heavy Guards are hiding. Unsurprisingly, a full burst of M249 fire to the face at point blank range is your reward.

GAME OVER


Heavy Guard(Somewhat wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, molotov roostertail
Heavy Guard(Badly Wounded)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), smoke grenade
Heavy Guard(Light wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with AA-12(FRAG Rounds), flashbang
Heavy Guard(Moderate wounds)(Ultraheavy Armor + Armored Helmet) armed with M249, incendiary grenade
Turret(Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Light Damage)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Badly Damaged)(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(ON FIRE) (Armor Plating) armed with Minigun

Neutral Conscience(Lightly wounded) armed with Imaginary Davy Crockett
Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Beggar armed with Baikal MP-133
Convicted Jaywalker armed with M16
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Man armed with Double Barrel
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prison Guard(Badly Wounded) armed with Riot Shield + Pistol
Prisoner armed with AK
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Prisoner armed with M4
Prisoner armed with M16
Prisoner armed with SVD
Prisoner armed with AKM
YOU are badly wounded

Note:Barely any cover in the room, theme song of Team America:World Police blasting on the speakers


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS:
TASER (6 cartridges left)
GLOCK (9/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (50/100 rounds, no  7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (13/30 rounds, 2 mags)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (no rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (3/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (2/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 3 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:

DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING - SHOOT TO KILL
« Last Edit: July 11, 2015, 03:49:52 PM by tber123 »

forget with your smartphone and hack the turrets onto your side!

weld all your guns together with a stand
do it with a bit more quality

forget with your smartphone and hack the turrets onto your side!

You manage to turn two turrets to your side.

Heavy Guard 2 fires the AA-12 at Neutral Conscience, hitting the head with explosive rounds and blowing it apart! Neutral Conscience fades away.
Heavy Guard 1 throws his last molotov roostertail!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Prisoner burns to death!
Heavy Guard 3 throws a flashbang, blinding and disorienting everyone!
Heavy Guard 4 fumbles throwing the Incendiary Grenade and blows himself up!
Turret opens fire with a minigun!
Prison Guard's riot shield breaks from the gunfire!
Turret 2 opens fire with a minigun!
Prison Guard falls apart and is dead.
Turret 3 opens fire with a minigun!
Prisoner breaks into pieces!
Homeless Man lets out a shriek of pain and dies.
Turret 2 was caught in the crossfire and killed.

Most of your team(Turrets excluded) is still blinded and disoriented from the flashbang, giving the guards time to fire again!

Heavy Guard sprays the M249, hitting Protagonist in the chest twice, Imprisoned Flash Mober in the stomach four times, and Beggar in the head twice.
Beggar pleads to God for mercy before losing consciousness.
Heavy Guard 2 throws down a smoke grenade, but it lands in the corner of the room harmlessly!
Heavy Guard 3 fires FRAG Rounds from the AA-12!
Convicted Jaywalker is torn apart from the explosions!
Prisoner's arm is blown off, causing him to die from the massive blood loss soon after!

Hacked Turret spins up the minigun and fires at Heavy Guard 2, hitting the legs six times CRIPPLING IT!
Heavy Guard 2 screams in pain.
Hacked Turret 2 spins up the minigun and fires it at Heavy Guard 1, hitting the head nine times BLOWING IT APART!
Heavy Guard 1 stands headless for a moment and collapses.

Your party recovers from the flashbang!

Protagonist fires a Special Tranquilizer Dart at Heavy Guard 3, hitting the face!
Heavy Guard 3 breaks into a fit of uncontrollable rage and TACKLES Heavy Guard 2!
Heavy Guard 2's AA-12(Frag Rounds) accidentally goes off, killing both of the Heavy Guards and destroying any loot that could possibly be gained!
Prisoner fires the FN FAL at Turret 1, hitting the sensors and crippling it!
Imprisoned Flash Mober fires the M79 at Turret 2, blowing it up!
Turret 2 explodes and takes Turret 1 with it to Robot Hell!

Another Miniboss has arrived!

Miniboss Guard fires his Sniper Cannon at Protagonist, but misses!
weld all your guns together with a stand
do it with a bit more quality
Protagonist fires every lethal weapon he has at once, killing the Miniboss in one turn and wasting a stuffton of ammo!

You loot some Sniper Cannon ammo and two magazines for your S4M Pistol before making your way to the cells, where you find your fellow Patriots and liberate them from their cells. They're too weak to fight with you due to abuse from the guards so you and your teammates carry them.

You go back the way you came and peek around a corner to see a SWAT Team blocking the only exit. They haven't noticed you yet, and you'll probably be able to find another exit or make another exit if you get creative enough.


SWAT Officer 1 armed with M16
SWAT Officer 2 armed with M16
SWAT Officer 3 armed with FN FAL
SWAT Officer 4 armed with Remington Shotgun
SWAT Officer 5 armed with MP5SD
SWAT Officer 6 armed with M4
SWAT Officer 7 armed with P90
SWAT Officer 8 armed with MP7
SWAT Officer 9 armed with

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Conspiracy Theorist armed with AKM
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
Prisoner armed with AUG
Turret(Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
Turret(ON FIRE) (Armor Plating) armed with Minigun
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS:
TASER (6 cartridges left)
GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (5/100 rounds, no  7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (3 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and Power
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:

DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL

taze as many SWATs as possible and have your squad shred the rest

wow that actually worked?

weld all your guns together with a stand
do it with a bit more quality

-snip-

How do you reload the Luger?

You still have the nanosuit on. Cloak and assassinate.


But if it comes to it, become the Ceph Devastator and devastate them.

Pick up all the guns that were dropped by dead guys via magnekinesis...um...magnet powers.


Become Link and equip the Hylian Shield.

You might as well suggest the Protagonist turn into the ultimate Mary Sue with the way this is heading.

How do you reload the Luger?

You still have the nanosuit on. Cloak and assassinate.


But if it comes to it, become the Ceph Devastator and devastate them.

Protagonist pulls a nanosuit out of his ass!
Turret 3 shoots Protagonist in the face and drains all the energy from the nanosuit!

Seeing as how you can't cloak anymore, you turn into a Ceph Devestator and prepare to kick ass when the SWAT Officers begin throwing C4 at you.

Boom.

GAME OVER
Stop.


Become Link and equip the Hylian Shield.

You turn into Link and equip the Hylian Shield before the SWAT Team rounds the corner and concentrates their firepower on the shield, eventually breaking it. You are quickly turned to swiss cheese.

GAME OVER
No.


Pick up all the guns that were dropped by dead guys via magnekinesis...um...magnet powers.

You loot an AA-12 and ammo for the FN MAG before burning out your powers.

taze as many SWATs as possible and have your squad shred the rest

You jump out from around the corner firing the Taser! You get two shots out before they whip around and open fire, missing you and accidentally shooting a random prisoner in the face. The rest of your squad jumps out around the corner and the SWAT Team is no more. Conspiracy Theorist goes down the stairs to the Second Floor only to get shot in the head by a bunch of entrenched guards. The hallway is firmly locked down with DOZENS of armored SWATS. Sandbags and machinegun emplacements have been set up, trapping you.

"stuff! How are we going to get out of this?" Imprisoned Flash Mober yells. "Anyone got an out of the box strategy?"

"Theres gotta be another way to go down. What about the walls?" Homeless Street Musician says.



Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
YOU are badly wounded


11:48 AM

Things to do: Bust your fellow Patriots out of prison

WEAPONS:
TASER (4 cartridges left)
GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (5/100 rounds, 1  7.62x51mm NATO mag)
MP5 (0/30 rounds, 2 mags)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (3/7 rounds, 2 .45 mags)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (3 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 4 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, 2 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:

DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: Very little sanity. 78% (Slow and violent kills, painful takedowns, suspicious to other people)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED - SHOOT TO KILL
« Last Edit: July 12, 2015, 12:12:20 AM by tber123 »