BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Swampivorous]

no i don't
what'd he do

He possessed our body and killed everyone.

We had to unleash unlimited (imaginary) power just to kill him.

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

He possessed our body and killed everyone.

We had to unleash unlimited (imaginary) power just to kill him.

good times

[tber123]

OT: force Resonte to touch the alien blood with his richard.

Resonte is posioned by the alien blood!

Praise all your sun bros to boost morality, before you nod in agreement to Meta's suggestion and then follow him.  Make sure the bucket is capped and covered tightly to reduce spillage.

You sleep in your tent for the night. Following an intense session of praising the sun, you head back to the city and discover National Guardsmen and helicopters patrolling everywhere. You soon receive a news alert on your phone.

MANHUNT DECLARED ON THE CAPITALIST PIG THAT NUKED GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA
Remember when some maniac launched nukes everywhere a few days ago? Joseph Stalin has returned from visiting what remains of Russia after getting nuked and has vowed revenge on the Capitalist Pig that did it. National Guard troops will be patrolling the town and Joseph Stalin himself will be on the lookout.

Looks like you won't be able to stay here any longer. Metagamer Guard's plan is to salvage enough parts from the Metagamer HQ in order to build a Reset Button and---

"There he is! Its the filthy Capitalist!" A National Guard Soldier screams as he pulls his Jeep up next to you. The Gunslinger quickly shoots him and hops in the Jeep. You do the same and get in the Driver's seat while your companions try to fit themselves on the vehicle. Nearby soldiers give chase in their own Jeeps, and a few Vigilantes in Sports Cars assist in taking you down!

"Keep driving! Get to the Metagamer HQ!" Metagamer Guard shouts.

Theres a red light with cross traffic ahead! Run the red light, slow down and go around, or do something else?

Army Jeep 1(5 soldiers)
Army Jeep 2(4 soldiers)
Army Jeep 3(6 soldiers)
Army Jeep 4(4 soldiers)
Sports Car 1(6 Vigilantes)
Sports Car 2(4 vigilantes)

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

[Swampivorous]

Use Trace and copy Franklin's power...and then hit the loving gas before a car can t-bone them.  Also: treat Good Conscience with Imaginary Audino again.

[The Resonte!]

run the red light

fire warden's sniper cannon behind the jeep so it's recoil propels the jeep

[Refticus]

drink a cup off ayylien blood

[tber123]

drink a cup off ayylien blood

You drink some alien blood and quickly die from the poisoning. Your corpse falls out of the Jeep and gets promptly ran over seventeen times by a SUV, a steamroller, a truck, and a marching band.

GAME OVER
41 deaths so far

Use Trace and copy Franklin's power...and then hit the loving gas before a car can t-bone them.  Also: treat Good Conscience with Imaginary Audino again.

Is it Franklin from GTA V? Also, what the hell is an Audino?

run the red light

fire warden's sniper cannon behind the jeep so it's recoil propels the jeep

You fire the Sniper Cannon behind the jeep and use it as an impromptu rocket! The Jeep goes rocketing into the cross-section and T-Bones a Bus, smashing right through it and tearing a car-shaped hole. Along with killing a few people unlucky enough to be sitting in the bus.

Army Jeep 1 falls behind!
Army Jeep 2 runs the red light and crashes into a truck head-on!
Army Jeep 3 takes a detour, but still falls behind!
Army Jeep 4 expertly navigates the traffic, but accidentally spins out and crashes into a brick wall!
Sports Car 1 goes around, but falls behind!
Sports Car 2 crashes headfirst into a convertible, sending the occupants flying out the windshield and into a nearby firetruck!

The Jeep is going too fast! You are heading right towards oncoming traffic at hundreds of miles per hour! Slam the brakes, try to navigate the traffic, or do something else?



Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

[Swampivorous]

Is it Franklin from GTA V? Also, what the hell is an Audino?

Yes, Franklin from GTA V.  And Audino is a Pokemon...basically a medic in the wild that can take a beating and doesn't give a forget about the damage.

[MTrRxx]

Summon yourself new stuff. Turn into a Modern Templar Soldier. And use Lightning to sear the road behind causing an EMP trap effect for anyone unlucky enough to run into the trap.


Hope you do this, because it'd be neat to have a patriotic Templar shooting lightning at communists. He even has an M4-Masterkey-Bayonette!

Edit: At least this isn't as OP as Ceph or Liberty Prime.

[The Resonte!]

speed up the jeep

lets ride

[tber123]

speed up the jeep

lets ride

You speed up the Jeep, heading right into oncoming traffic at hundreds of miles per hou---

*CRASH*

The Jeep goes flying through the air!

Protagonist is thrown out the windshield! He flies through the air for a few miles before hitting the Metagamer HQ and going splat.
Good Conscience is thrown into a billboard.
Imprisoned Flash Mober falls into the ocean and drowns!
Homeless Street Musician prays to the Saxophone gods for mercy, and mercy is granted!
Prisoner flies through the air and gets impaled on a stop sign.
American Patriot flies through the air and smacks facefirst into Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin stomps his head into bits.

You pick yourself up and find that you are at the remains of the Metagamer HQ. Metagamer Guard gets to work salvaging what remains when suddenly Joseph Stalin finds you!

"Capitalist Pig! You will pay for nuking my homeland!" Stalin shouts in a rage as he loads High Explosive rounds into his dual miniguns and mounts power armor.

Summon yourself new stuff. Turn into a Modern Templar Soldier


Hope you do this, because it'd be neat to have a patriotic Templar shooting lightning at communists. He even has an M4-Masterkey-Bayonette!

You turn into a Modern Templar Soldier and attack with the M4! Stalin is barely affected, so you switch to the Masterkey and Bayonet mounted on the M4! Stalin is only minorly wounded!

Modern Templar Soldier has worn off.

Both Patriotic Good and Neutral Conscience shout anti-communist slogans at Stalin!
Good Conscience urges Stalin to think if his mother would approve of this!
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Stalin!

JOSEPH STALIN(Minor Wounds) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Akimbo Miniguns, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

[The Resonte!]

sniper cannon -> stalin

[MTrRxx]

I meant at-least meant the armor and weapons to stay. The magic is a thing that can be used like, maybe 3 casts per 2 days?

Reasons:
1: You get all around stab-protection, and mediocre bullet protection.
2: Gun ID tagged to you, plus a sword and a knife.
3: You look loving badass.
Throw the Alien blood at Stalin.

[Space1255]

Swerve behind Stalin and

sniper cannon -> stalin

[tber123]

I meant at-least meant the armor and weapons to stay. The magic is a thing that can be used like, maybe 3 casts per 2 days?

Reasons:
1: You get all around stab-protection, and mediocre bullet protection.
2: Gun ID tagged to you, plus a sword and a knife.
3: You look loving badass.
Throw the Alien blood at Stalin.

Protagonist throws half the bucket of Alien Blood at Stalin, poisoning him slightly!

sniper cannon -> stalin

You fire the Sniper Cannon at Stalin's face, knocking him over!

Metagamer Guard salvages resources from the remains of the Metagamer HQ!
The Gunslinger shoots Stalin in the face!
Both Patriotic Good and Neutral Conscience continue to shout anti-communist slogans at Stalin, slightly demoralizing him!
Good Conscience urges Stalin to think if his mother would approve of this! Stalin briefly pauses.
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Stalin!

Joseph Stalin flashes his moustache at The Gunslinger! The Gunslinger pauses and asks "Is this right?"
Joseph Stalin fires high explosive akimbo miniguns, but misses and accidentally knocks over a building!

A heroic Patriot watching the battle comes to your aid!

JOSEPH STALIN(Light Wounds, Posioned) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Akimbo Miniguns, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:30 AM

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%