ask if notable people (Gunslinger, Only Sane Man, etc) still remember their alternate/previous universe lives
"Only the Gunslinger and I remember. Only Sane Man and Snidely didn't even exist in the other universe."
Reload your Glock, M4, and Traitor Joe's M1911A1
Also ask if he knows anyone from Nevada (madness combat)
"Nevada? Madness Combat? Not in this thread." The Metagamer Guard says, applying his fourth wall awareness.
Try tying your shoes.
You sit down on a nearby chair and try to tie your shoes, but your hand slips and you end up punching a random customer in the groin who was carrying a baseball bat. His baseball bat goes flying out of his hand and into the windshield of a nearby car, killing the occupant. The driverless car crashes into a tanker truck at a gas station, which then squishes a random terrorist lighting his shoes on fire. The Gas Station goes up in flames and explodes.
YOU are Healthy.

8:12 AM
ERRANDSGet groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon
WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK
| OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 |
$150 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!Some fancy numbers
Protag Kills/Total Onscreen Deaths: 139/298+
Pacifist Count: 19 people tranquilized/knocked out
“Offscreen” Deaths: 479 unlucky bastards
Game Over Count: 41 deaths
Ending 1: Terrorist(Cause WW3)
Ending 2: Escape From Venturon (Fly to New York)
Ending 3: Nuclear Ghandi(Nuke the stuff out of everyone as Ghandi)
Ending 4: Here We Go Again(New Game+)
Ending 5: ??????