BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Swampivorous]

Max out your ammo for everything and then reload all your guns.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Max out your ammo for everything and then reload all your guns.

"Max Ammo" Upgrade cost: $5000

Not enough cash.

lets check out this upgrade machine

Self Revive x1: $400
Police Disguise: $200
Glock Suppressor: $50
Alien Raygun Ammo: $200 per Cell
Crowbar: $50
Bloodlust Control Pills:$300
Mind Control Kit: $350
Sniper Cannon Ammo x1: $450
Joseph Stalin's Power Armor + Minigun: $8500

Vandom Effect Vending Machine: $50

YOU are Healthy.


7:45 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)

[startacker]

vandom effect, do it

[Zoltan]

vandom effect, do it

also buy mind control kit

[Swampivorous]

get some bloodlust control pills.

also asked Metagamer if good conscience is ok.

[tber123]

vandom effect, do it

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Jinx
You are now the unluckiest son of a bitch in the entire universe. You are so unfortunate that it infects everyone nearby, making you a person of mass destruction potentially.

also buy mind control kit

get some bloodlust control pills.

also asked Metagamer if good conscience is ok.

"Good Conscience? Kinda doesn't exist. Its only after the vending machine gave you the consciences that you were able to summon them at will, you know."

YOU are Healthy.


7:50 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$150 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!

[Legodude77]

Try tying your shoes.

[The Resonte!]

ask if notable people (Gunslinger, Only Sane Man, etc) still remember their alternate/previous universe lives

[Swampivorous]

Reload your Glock, M4, and Traitor Joe's M1911A1

Also ask if he knows anyone from Nevada (madness combat)

[tber123]

ask if notable people (Gunslinger, Only Sane Man, etc) still remember their alternate/previous universe lives

"Only the Gunslinger and I remember. Only Sane Man and Snidely didn't even exist in the other universe."

Reload your Glock, M4, and Traitor Joe's M1911A1

Also ask if he knows anyone from Nevada (madness combat)

"Nevada? Madness Combat? Not in this thread." The Metagamer Guard says, applying his fourth wall awareness.

Try tying your shoes.

You sit down on a nearby chair and try to tie your shoes, but your hand slips and you end up punching a random customer in the groin who was carrying a baseball bat. His baseball bat goes flying out of his hand and into the windshield of a nearby car, killing the occupant. The driverless car crashes into a tanker truck at a gas station, which then squishes a random terrorist lighting his shoes on fire. The Gas Station goes up in flames and explodes.

YOU are Healthy.


8:12 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$150 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!

Some fancy numbers
Protag Kills/Total Onscreen Deaths: 139/298+
Pacifist Count: 19 people tranquilized/knocked out
“Offscreen” Deaths: 479 unlucky bastards
Game Over Count: 41 deaths
Ending 1: Terrorist(Cause WW3)
Ending 2: Escape From Venturon (Fly to New York)
Ending 3: Nuclear Ghandi(Nuke the stuff out of everyone as Ghandi)
Ending 4: Here We Go Again(New Game+)
Ending 5: ??????

[The Resonte!]

use smartphone

call gunslinger

[Swampivorous]

Get vandom effect from vending machine.

Ask if he knows any weapon stronger than the Ion Cannon.

[tber123]

Get vandom effect from vending machine.

Ask if he knows any weapon stronger than the Ion Cannon.

"A weapon stronger than an Ion Cannon? Save that for another thread."

Random Item Gained: JewBot's Rainbow Sword
Straight outta Version 21:Left Behind.

use smartphone

call gunslinger

You attempt to call the Gunslinger on your smartphone, but the battery shorts out and your smartphone lights on fire.

YOU are Healthy.


8:20 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!

[Swampivorous]

Get as many vandom effects from the vending machine until Jinxed status effect ends or goes away or is cured.

Or just drink some Uncurse.

[tber123]

Get as many vandom effects from the vending machine until Jinxed status effect ends or goes away or is cured.

Or just drink some Uncurse.

You use the vending machine two more times before running out of cash.

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Most Wanted (Summon a hostile hitsquad)
RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Radiation Sickness

Hitman 1 armed with FN FNC-80
Hitman 2 armed with Colt Model 733
Hitman 3 armed with Mossberg 590
Hitman 4 armed with M16
YOU are suffering from radiation sickness.


8:20 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (17/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1

$$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
JINXED!