Why is this forgeter NOT DEAD?
FIRE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FIRED!
stab a flag of america in stalin's face, make sure it goes into the brain
completely unload the raygun into stalin's face
tell gunslinger to shoot the helicopter down so that it crashes on your enemies
tell your consciences to help prevent your brainwashing
rush up to stalin and use the templar sword to slice his moustache off
Protagonist fires EVERY SINGLE WEAPON HE HAS AT ONCE, wasting a stuffton of ammo again but OVERKILLING Stalin! Protagonist finishes off Stalin with a american flag to the brain and slashes his moustache off!
Patriotic Neutral Conscience blasts rap music at the Protagonist, undoing the brainwashing a little!
Patriotic Good Conscience blasts the Team America:World Police theme song at the Protagonist! America, forget yeah!
The Gunslinger takes careful aim, shoots the helicopter pilot, and watches it squish the angry mob! Only a few people survive!
Angry Peasant 2 rushes at the Protagonist with a Soviet Flag and----
Adolf Riddler bursts into the scene in a broken mech suit and unloads a minigun into the angry mob!
"STALIN!" Riddler shouts in a rage. "I've come back to finish the job!" Riddler takes one look at you and then at Stalin before doing the math.
"Y-You...... YOU! You dare kill Stalin, my arch nemesis, when I am the only one to defeat him?" He spins up the miniguns again.
JOSEPH STALIN(NearDeath, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with HammerAdolf Riddler armed with Broken Mech Suit, Quadruple Miniguns, Unimpressive Moustache
Good Conscience Patriotic Good ConsciencePatriotic Neutral ConscienceMetagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded
7:40 AM
WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) TASER (5 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (50/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK
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