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Poll is finished. Quest to Save Kompressor will be a "test game" before I do QFTA.

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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 142947 times)

finish him off with one last raygun shot, then pop the peasent with the flag

finish him off with one last raygun shot

You shoot Stalin between the eyes with a raygun! Still not close enough. The Gunslinger(Only companion left that can actually fight, Metagamer Guard is building the Reset Button) opens fire on the angry mob while the helicopter prepares to spam missiles all over the place.



JOSEPH STALIN(ExtremelyWounded, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Mil-24 Helicopter armed with Minigun, Rockets
Angry Peasant armed with Pitchfork
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry Laborer armed with Pickaxe
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Peasant 3 armed with Torch
Angry Farmer armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Angry Veteran armed with PKM
Angry Farmer 2 armed with Rake
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with Hammer
Angry Communist Sympathizer armed with S4M Pistol

Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:40 AM

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (4/10 rounds)
TASER (5 cartridges left)
GLOCK (16/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag)
Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags)
Templar Sword + Knife
Templar Armor
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
AA-12 SHOTGUN (6/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
ALIEN BLOOD
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)
SAXOPHONE


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 12:10:34 AM by tber123 »

stab a flag of america in stalin's face, make sure it goes into the brain

completely unload the raygun into stalin's face

tell gunslinger to shoot the helicopter down so that it crashes on your enemies

tell your consciences to help prevent your brainwashing

rush up to stalin and use the templar sword to slice his moustache off

Why is this forgeter NOT DEAD?

FIRE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FIRED!

Why is this forgeter NOT DEAD?

FIRE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FIRED!
stab a flag of america in stalin's face, make sure it goes into the brain
completely unload the raygun into stalin's face
tell gunslinger to shoot the helicopter down so that it crashes on your enemies

tell your consciences to help prevent your brainwashing

rush up to stalin and use the templar sword to slice his moustache off

Protagonist fires EVERY SINGLE WEAPON HE HAS AT ONCE, wasting a stuffton of ammo again but OVERKILLING Stalin! Protagonist finishes off Stalin with a american flag to the brain and slashes his moustache off!
Patriotic Neutral Conscience blasts rap music at the Protagonist, undoing the brainwashing a little!
Patriotic Good Conscience blasts the Team America:World Police theme song at the Protagonist! America, forget yeah!

The Gunslinger takes careful aim, shoots the helicopter pilot, and watches it squish the angry mob! Only a few people survive!
Angry Peasant 2 rushes at the Protagonist with a Soviet Flag and----



Adolf Riddler bursts into the scene in a broken mech suit and unloads a minigun into the angry mob!

"STALIN!" Riddler shouts in a rage. "I've come back to finish the job!" Riddler takes one look at you and then at Stalin before doing the math.

"Y-You...... YOU! You dare kill Stalin, my arch nemesis, when I am the only one to defeat him?" He spins up the miniguns again.


JOSEPH STALIN(NearDeath, Posioned, Slightly tired) armed with Power Armor, High Explosive Minigun, Ultra-lovey Moustache
Angry Peasant 2 armed with Soviet Flag
Angry KGB Agent armed with BARE HANDS
Angry Farmer 3 armed with Sickle
Angry Construction Worker armed with Hammer

Adolf Riddler armed with Broken Mech Suit, Quadruple Miniguns, Unimpressive Moustache

Good Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
All-American Hero John Henry Lincoln(INCAPACITATED) armed with Desert Eagle
YOU are Badly Wounded


7:40 AM

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds)
TASER (5 cartridges left)
GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (50/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag)
Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags)
Templar Sword + Knife
Templar Armor
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 1 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
ALIEN BLOOD
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)
SAXOPHONE


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 10:17:58 AM by tber123 »

BLAST STRONGER THAN YOU AS YOU TAKE HIM DOWN SMASH BROS STYLE

it's time to start
stalin for time


use special tranquilizer dart on him

Aim a hand at Riddler, then [A] Use lightning on him. [B} Use fire on him. (Like a flamethrower from your hand) or [C] use concentrated plasma to form a laser from your hand and blast it into his face. Like ironman.

Fist of the North Star his ass.

In the face.

WATATATATATATATA

it's time to start
stalin for time


use special tranquilizer dart on him

You shoot the special tranquilizer dart into Riddler's face! Riddler breaks down into tears!

BLAST STRONGER THAN YOU AS YOU TAKE HIM DOWN SMASH BROS STYLE
Aim a hand at Riddler, then [A] Use lightning on him. [B} Use fire on him. (Like a flamethrower from your hand) or [C] use concentrated plasma to form a laser from your hand and blast it into his face. Like ironman.
Fist of the North Star his ass.

In the face.

WATATATATATATATA

Protagonist goes Kenshiro on Riddler's ass and punts Riddler into space as "Stronger than you" plays in the background while zapping him with lightning!

"Its finished! The reset button is finished!" Metagamer Guard exclaims before a sudden gunshot rings out. Metagamer Guard collapses to the floor dying and you turn to see Joseph Stalin on his knees holding a S4M Pistol. He punts Metagamer Guard into space, and only his hat is left behind. You return fire with the FN MAG and turn Stalin into paste.

As the Man of Steel's corpse drops to the floor, the universe begins trembling violently and starts to collapse. John Henry Lincoln is sucked up into a gap in the universe and the Gunslinger nearly suffers the same fate. You grab the Reset Button and push it before the universe itself eats you alive. A light fills the entire world.....






Your grand adventure starts here as you step outside the door of your house. You've got errands to run and a violent nature to control. You move to your car when a paperboy on a bicycle throws a newspaper at your front door, but misses and accidentally hits you in the face instead.

"Sorry about that!" The paperboy shouts as he rides around throwing newspapers at other houses. You have the feeling that the day can only get worse from here.


Wait a minute, this seems familiar. Aren't you back where you started? Why do you still have your massive inventory? Something is wrong.

ENDING 4:Here We Go Again


YOU are Healthy.


7:40 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds)
TASER (5 cartridges left)
GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag)
Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags)
Templar Sword + Knife
Templar Armor
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT
ALIEN BLOOD
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)
SAXOPHONE


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 11:12:41 AM by tber123 »


Go to metagamers hq.

You arrive at the Metagamer HQ. A Metagamer Guard greets you.

"Thats the magic of the reset button. How'd you like it?" The Guard says. "As usual, theres a vending machine that gives random effects, but we've also added a new machine that sells... Upgrades."


YOU are Healthy.


7:40 AM

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds)
TASER (5 cartridges left)
GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags)
FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag)
Personal ID-Tagged M4 (0/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags)
Templar Sword + Knife
Templar Armor
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
AA-12 SHOTGUN (2/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT
ALIEN BLOOD
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)
SAXOPHONE


$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 72%(Very Little Sanity)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2015, 11:24:23 AM by tber123 »

lets check out this upgrade machine