forget it here's the suggestions that actually made it in because I feel exhausted and its 10 PM
SUMMON 10000 EVIL CONSCIENCES OUT OF RAGE
You summon 10000 Evil Consciences with MG42's and they immediately mow down your entire party. Good job.
YEAH, RIP.FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ANARCHYYYYY
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RAISE YOUR BLOODLUST MASSIVELY OUT OF SHEER ANGER AT HOW THE EMBODIMENT OF BLOODLUST MANIPULATED ONLY SANE MAN INTO KILLING THE GUNSLINGER
You hold a funeral for the Gunslinger before your BLOODLUST kicks into overdrive. The Embodiment of BLOODLUST chomps down on you and drains your bloodlust, healing itself. A helicopter crashes through the roof to evac Kiss-Kiss and you continue attacking the Embodiment of BLOODLUST with powerful attacks. The Abominations heroically shield the Embodiment and die instead!
Embodiment of BLOODLUST releases a dark cloud full of nightmares tailored to everyone's phobias!
Protagonist sees the most disturbing thing known to man and is stunned!
BERSERK Fanboy 5 desperately cries out to Jesus and shields his eyes with the cross!
BERSERK Fanboy 6 faints after seeing a researchographic image of Jesus and Riddler making out!
BERSERK Fanboy 7 breaks down screaming when he sees giant alien spiders!
BERSERK Fanboy 9 cries out to Ghandi when he sees visions of Winston Churchill!
BERSERK Fanboy 10 Lets out a piercing shriek when he hears classical music!
Abominations 3~7 fire blood beams at the entire party, seriously wounding some of them!
Everyone in your party is still stunned!Embodiment of BLOODLUST takes out a giant Scythe, raises it into the air, and prepares to bring it down on Dunkey!
Abominations 3~7 fire blood beams at the entire party again!
FINAL PHASE(Healthy)Embodiment of BLOODLUST's Powers at this stage: Instakill Scythe, Nightmare, Army of Abominations
Abomination 3Abomination 4Abomination 5Abomination 6Abomination 7Fanboy 5 is extremely wounded and carrying a Cross
Fanboy 6 is wounded and carrying a Cardboard Cutout of Jesus
Fanboy 7 is badly wounded and carrying a Bong
Fanboy 9 is majorly wounded and carrying a Tranquilizer Rifle
Fanboy 10 is near death and carrying a Electric Guitar
Dunkey is lightly wounded and carrying a G11 (WARNING: 1 TURN LEFT UNTIL INSTANT DEATH FROM A GIANT SCYTHE)Only Sane Man(Tranquilized) is healthy and carrying an AK-12
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is Extremely Wounded
RED Companions are currently going berserk and will attack you and your teammates.
Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS:
MINIGUN (212 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (10/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (14/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 3 grenades left)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (9 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (18 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (4/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/11 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)
| OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
GODLY entrepreneur SAXOPHONE
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE |
BLOODLUST: 0
No more updates for the rest of the night because I feel like passing out at the keyboard
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