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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 110008 times)

REMEMBER THE START OF THE ADVENTURE. THROW THE BOOK INTO THE BOSS

strap every weapon together for less recoil this time
UNLOAD ONTO THE BOSS

take gunslinger's gun
scream "DIE YOU COMMIE forgetER"
shooto guno

Become Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann AND SHOW THE EoB WHO THE HELL WE ARE! [And use a metalized version of Rainbow Tylenol or something badass for this.]


Img left as that size due to this being the Final move that we should use to end this all. That, and this would make for a badass way to end this.

You whale on the Embodiment of BLOODLUST, but the Abominations keep acting as meatshields!

maintain the stream of HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

also enchant your companions' weapons with it and have them shred the abominations.

You maintain a stream of harmony and aim it at the Embodiment of BLOODLUST! Your (non-berserk) Companions open fire on the Abominations, killing one of them!


tell gunslinger to knock all the beserkers unconcious so they don't screw anything up

yoink tranquilizer dart out of only sane man and tell him to go shoot at some abominations

unload every single weapon at the Embodiment of Bloodlust

also that fight song is way radical
strap every weapon together for less recoil this time
UNLOAD ONTO THE BOSS
take gunslinger's gun
scream "DIE YOU COMMIE forgetER"
shooto guno

The Gunslinger moves in to restrain the berserk companions!
Dunkey fires a G11 at the Gunslinger, but MISTAKENLY hits Fanboy 9 in the head 3 times BLOWING IT OFF!
Fanboy 9 gasps a last breath and soils the floor. Someone get a mop and a gasmask!
The Gunslinger restrains Dunkey!
Protagonist wakes up Only Sane Man!
Only Sane Man fires the AK-12 at Abomination 5, hitting the head four times!
BERSERK Fanboy 10 rocks out at Fanboy 5!
BERSERK Fanboy 5 is brought to his senses!
The Gunslinger snatches Fanboy 7 and attempts to tie him down!
Fanboy 7 swings at The Gunslinger with a bong, hitting the face!
The Gunslinger kicks Fanboy 7 in the groin and ties him down!

You tape all your guns together and unload them into the Embodiment of BLOODLUST! It is near death!

REMEMBER THE START OF THE ADVENTURE. THROW THE BOOK INTO THE BOSS

You throw a newspaper into the Embodiment of BLOODLUST, but miss! You run to pick it up when the Abominations start firing on your party!

Abomination 3, 4, and 5 fire blood beams before preparing to sacrifice themselves to the Embodiment of BLOODLUST!
Only Sane Man is hit in the torso!
Protagonist is hit in the arm BLOWING IT APART!
The Gunslinger does the matrix-dodge!
Protagonist vomits, clutches at his arm stump, coughs up blood,  and looks strangely calm as he collapses to the floor in pain.


(Near Death)1 TURN TO KILL
Embodiment of BLOODLUST's Powers at this stage: ULTIMATE ATTACK(Bloodlust Apocalypse)
Abomination 3(SACRIFICING ITSELF TO HEAL THE EMBODIMENT!)
Abomination 4(SACRIFICING ITSELF TO HEAL THE EMBODIMENT!)
Abomination 5(Near Death) (SACRIFICING ITSELF!)


Fanboy 6 is wounded and carrying a Cardboard Cutout of Jesus
Fanboy 7(Tied up) is badly wounded and carrying a Bong
Fanboy 10 is near death and carrying a Electric Guitar
Dunkey(Tied up) is lightly wounded and carrying a G11


Fanboy 5 is extremely wounded and carrying a Cross
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Nitro Express
Only Sane Man(Tranquilized) is healthy and carrying an AK-12
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is NEAR DEATH, BLEEDING HEAVILY, and in intense pain due to his arm being blown off.

RED Companions are currently going berserk and will attack you and your teammates.

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
MINIGUN (62 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (0/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (0/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 3 grenades left)
LASER M16 (0/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (5 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (10 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (1/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/11 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (1/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (2/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (1/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
GODLY entrepreneur  SAXOPHONE
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE

UNIVERSE COLLAPSING! (New Song)
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 11:34:41 AM by tber123 »

SACRIFICE A BIT OF YOUR SOUL TO DELAY THE ATTACK
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 11:24:43 AM by Space1255 »

call in a nuclear airstrike

then use your last ounce of strength to give the finger on your remaining hand

Fuse all your weapons to replace your blown off arm...and make THE UNIVERSAL AETHER ARM: The Prosthetic Arm that's the heaven of the MULTIVERSE!  And then entrepreneur  Prayer Slap the stuff out of the EoB!
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 11:31:04 AM by Swampivorous »

all while rocking out to this

and injecting yourself with tons of morphine

while the love beam continues whaling at the EoB

also summon an angelic choir for extra effect and (HOPEFULLY) damage, because seriously

Prevent yourself from bleeding with a medkit,, duct tape the M79 grenade launcher to your arm socket, and use a mind control kit on the embodiment of bloodlust
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 02:46:50 PM by Blockchip »

Challenge him to a game of pinball

Unload on the boss once again with your guns

Fasten the M79 to your stump and fire it at the boss.

Fasten the M79 to your stump and fire it at the boss.

you must summon somebody to help you
someone strong enough to fuse with you to create the ultimate life form
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA