Unload on the boss once again with your guns
Fuse all your weapons to replace your blown off arm...and make THE UNIVERSAL AETHER ARM: The Prosthetic Arm that's the heaven of the MULTIVERSE! And then entrepreneur Prayer Slap the stuff out of the EoB!
You fire all of your guns one handed with your remaining arm and SNAP it off like a twig from the intense recoil. Well stuff.
The Embodiment of BLOODLUST is undeterred and initiates the apocalypse. The entire world is consumed and all life on Earth ends here. Not even Vladimir Putin or the entirety of Australia survived.
WORST ENDING: Apocalypse
Sven Svenson never did take control of the Fourth Wall...call in a nuclear airstrike
then use your last ounce of strength to give the finger on your remaining hand
SACRIFICE A BIT OF YOUR SOUL TO DELAY THE ATTACK
You sacrifice your soul and call in a nuclear airstrike! As the nukes hit, you flip off the Embodiment of BLOODLUST.
You stopped the Embodiment of BLOODLUST and defeated all the final bosses... But at what cost?
ENDING ACHIEVED: SacrificeFasten the M79 to your stump and fire it at the boss.
all while rocking out to this
and injecting yourself with tons of morphine
You inject morphine and shove a M79 into your arm stump! Now there's metal and wood in your blood, and you vomit again from the posioning as you fire the M79 into the final boss. The Abominations act as meatshields, however.
Challenge him to a game of pinball
Your calls go unanswered!
you must summon somebody to help you
someone strong enough to fuse with you to create the ultimate life form
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
Prevent yourself from bleeding with a medkit and use a mind control kit on the embodiment of bloodlust
John Cena bursts in through the roof, grabs your arm that was blown off, and shoves it back into your stump! You heal yourself with a medkit and Mind Control the Embodiment of BLOODLUST! The mind control kit malfunctions and you now share the same consciousness as the Embodiment of BLOODLUST! The Embodiment's genocidal thoughts of pure hatred flood your mind.
You have a mental conversation with the Embodiment that degenerates into a losing argument. The Embodiment convinces you that his apocalypse is justified! John Cena slaps you hard enough to knock some sense into you, and you realize that the Embodiment is
Stalin stalling for time!
while the love beam continues whaling at the EoB
also summon an angelic choir for extra effect and (HOPEFULLY) damage, because seriously
An angelic choir starts singing while the love beam continues whaling at the Embodiment of BLOODLUST, enhancing its damage!
Abominations 3, 4, and 5 HEROICALLY shield the Embodiment of BLOODLUST, but can't handle the power of Love and fade away!
Embodiment of BLOODLUST lets out a massive yell of despair!
BERSERK Fanboy 10 comes to his senses and realizes that the Embodiment is nearly dead!
Fanboy 10 joins in on the Love Beam and the singing of the Angelic Choir by rocking out at the Embodiment of BLOODLUST!
The sight of a love beam whaling on the Embodiment of BLOODLUST while a choir sings and a fanboy rocks out with an electric guitar is pure bliss, and the Embodiment of BLOODLUST explodes into a massive shower of blood and entrails! The dying Ventilator Boss deactivates God Mode and uncloaks before teleporting the entire party to a white room with a massive control panel. He hands you the keys and speaks these final words:
"Y-You've earned it. The end started with you and... Well, ended with you. You've earned your happy ending, with being able to rewrite reality at will and all. You're basically an almighty God now."You insert the keys into the control panel and gain control of the Fourth Wall, along with the power to rewrite reality itself. Nobody can decide your fate now. Your creator, whoever he may be, is now powerless to stop you. The first thing you do with your new powers is to rewrite reality so that you are in control of this thread now.
Limitless power is at your grasp! Turn the world into a Sci-Fi Space Opera? Literally rewrite history and erase Winston Churchill from existence? Resurrect Abraham Lincoln and have him ride a unicorn? Make the world a nuclear wasteland? Rewrite reality so that Snidley Whiplash never died? The possibilites are endless! The thread may end here, but your adventures continue for all eternity!
BEST ENDING: Reality Warping God
Its like the entire world is a story, and you are the sole author of it.ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:Earn your Happy Ending
FINAL STATSProtag Kills/Total Deaths: 256 killed by you/502+ total deaths
Pacifist Count: 24 people knocked out or spared
“Offscreen” Deaths: 2354 people killed by the Turkish Mafia or in a school shooting
Game Over Count: 68 hilarious deaths.
Endings and AchivementsAchievement: Too Dumb To Live(Piss off a drone)
Achievement: Maybe my name is important after all(Ending 1 achieved)
Achievement: Just like Joseph Stalin(Punt someone into space)
Achievement: Alienation(Alienate your allies by cannibalizing a little kid)
Achievement: Child Killer(You bastard.)
Achievement: Did not get a grip(Die from an overdose)
Achievement: Earn Your Happy Ending(Best Ending)
Ending 1: Terrorist Cause World War 3 at the Nuclear Power Plant that somehow has the ability to launch nukes.
Ending 2: Escape from Venturon Fly to new york
Ending 3: Nuclear Ghandi Spread your peaceful ways by nuking everyone to the stone age.
Ending 4: Here We Go Again Start a New Game+
Ending 5: The End is Here Break the fourth wall and kill the OP.
"Too Easy" Ending: Have the National Guard massacre the Ventilators
Bad Ending 1: Alienate everyone by cannibalizing a child.
Bad Ending 2: Flee from the final battle and let your companions die.
Worst Ending: Apocalypse Fail to stop the Embodiment of BLOODLUST
Ending 6: Sacrifice But at what cost?
Best Ending: Reality Warping God The ultimate superpower.
I guess I know what I'll be doing next in the near future. Quest to Save Kompressor is next, and then quest for the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Why? Because Quest to Save Kompressor will be a sort of "test" game.
Not pictured: More weapons that were on RTB before it shut down.
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