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Poll is finished. Quest to Save Kompressor will be a "test game" before I do QFTA.

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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 109372 times)

tber123

July 29, 2015, 11:07:58 AM
Quote from: Swampivorous on July 29, 2015, 10:59:23 AM
Destroy DA and then revive the dead meme.

What

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The Resonte!

July 29, 2015, 11:38:47 AM
change reality so that they listen to reason

tber123

July 29, 2015, 12:07:03 PM
Quote from: Swampivorous on July 29, 2015, 10:59:23 AM
there go

Also:  For the angry mob to work for EA.
Quote from: The Resonte! on July 29, 2015, 11:38:47 AM
change reality so that they listen to reason

You rewrite reality so that the mob listens to reason before forcing them to work at EA, and then rap extremely sick beats and cook ramen.

7 turns of free roam left. See how redundant Free Roam mode is? I'm just parroting now since the protagonist already has the ultimate superpower.

Space1255

July 29, 2015, 12:08:30 PM
FIGHT SATAN

Refticus

July 29, 2015, 12:13:40 PM
Quote from: Refticus on July 29, 2015, 11:02:36 AM
cook ramen while rapping the sickest beats around

tber123

July 29, 2015, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Refticus on July 29, 2015, 12:13:40 PM




Already did that, damn it

Quote from: Space1255 on July 29, 2015, 12:08:30 PM
FIGHT SATAN

You call Satan over and move in to kick his ass, but then he takes out several billion $100 bills and tries to bribe you!

6 turns of Free Roam left and then this thread can finally die.

Refticus

July 29, 2015, 12:20:23 PM
become the stronkest man in the world and proceed to beat stalin to a pulp again

Space1255

July 29, 2015, 12:21:40 PM
ROUNDHOUSE KICK SATAN TO THE SUN

tber123

July 29, 2015, 12:46:10 PM
Sven Svenson resurrects Stalin and beats him up before tearing off his mustache!

Satan applauds your heinous act. You then punt him to the moon.
5 turns of free roam left before this thread can finally end

Refticus

July 29, 2015, 12:53:49 PM
now it's time to fufill your destiny
to nuke the sun

startacker

July 29, 2015, 01:29:35 PM
Revive Gunslinger if he's still dead

Swampivorous

July 29, 2015, 01:52:06 PM

tber123

July 29, 2015, 02:09:08 PM
Quote from: startacker on July 29, 2015, 01:29:35 PM
Revive Gunslinger if he's still dead

You revive Gunslinger right as you remember that he's still alive. Now the Gunslinger has a clone.

Quote from: Refticus on July 29, 2015, 12:53:49 PM
now it's time to fufill your destiny
to nuke the sun

You rewrite reality so that you have a nuclear missile and launch it at the sun with your bare hands. The nuke hits the sun and... Barely does a thing.

Quote from: Swampivorous on July 29, 2015, 01:52:06 PM
Complete huge quest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0



You whip out your smartphone and browse 4chan before stumbling upon the "Huge Quest" thread and reading it. Holy stuff, that was brilliant.
4 turns of free roam left before this thread can finally end

XR-7

July 29, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Turn Kiss-Kiss into an anthropomorphic cat and marry her. Have kitty children and fun-fun.

tber123

July 29, 2015, 03:30:03 PM
Quote from: XR-7 on July 29, 2015, 03:19:12 PM
Turn Kiss-Kiss into an anthropomorphic cat and marry her. Have kitty children and fun-fun.

What the forget

You forcibly genderbend Kiss-Kiss and turn her into an anthropomorphic cat before holding a wedding and having some "Hot Coffee." Only Sane Man and the Gunslinger are disgusted at you.

3 turns of free roam left before this thread can finally end
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