BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

just tell the nuke to go hit mars, it retargeted when it was headed for the sun, so why wouldn't it retarget again? It's like a smart nuke or something.

You use the smartphone to order the nuke to hit mars instead. It turns around in midair, points straight up, and eventually impacts Mars.

Congratulations. You just nuked a bunch of Martians.

Also, sue the bastards anyway, you'll get much more than 500 lousy dollars.

You're $500 short of the cheapest lawyer there is in town.



6:00 PM. Where to?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$1561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 0%

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

take the golden mp40s and pawn them off

[Space1255]

take the golden mp40s and pawn them off

[Legodude77]

Go get gene modded at the genetics lab.

[tber123]

take the golden mp40s and pawn them off

You head to the Pawn Store and sell the Golden MP40's Riddler dropped, making yourself 2439 dollars. You then spend 2000 for a Lawyer in order to sue the government for lying to you, causing the nuke to be launched.

Go get gene modded at the genetics lab.

You open the front door of the Genetics Lab to discover scientists torturing and experimenting on horribly mutated abominations in cages. You walk to the receptionist and he greets you.

"How can I help you?"

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 0%

[Ragequit]

teach a modified monkey krav maga and befriend him

[Legodude77]

Ask what available modifications for humans that they have.

[Decepticon]

turn the case around and sue the AI itself not the government

check cop application

[tber123]

Ask what available modifications for humans that they have.

"We only experiment on Animals, sir." The receptionist replies.

teach a modified monkey krav maga and befriend him

A mutated monkey suddenly escapes from its cage. You toss it the Krav Maga book and befriend it.

turn the case around and sue the AI itself not the government

check cop application

You go to the Precinct and discover that the next step is an interview. You enter his office and sit down.

"Whats your name, son?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 0%

[Ragequit]

"My name isn't important."

[Decepticon]

"dale gribble sir"

[Eden]

"Tom O'Flanagan."

[Zharthon]

"My name isn't important."

"What's important is what I am going to do."

[Space1255]

"What's important is what I am going to do."

"GONNA try and suck you off so good you're gonna cum for eons"

[Zharthon]

"GONNA try and suck you off so good you're gonna cum for eons"

"And I always wanted to yiff violently, and I will yiff as many as I can to the grave."