BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Space1255]

Offer loveual favors for everyone

REVERT TO LAST SAVE

if you can't, explain that you are a professional wrestler and you were training, but you didn't mean to take it too far

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

revert to last save

if you cant

point to the communist sympathizer

"HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT"

[XR-7]

Cry for forgiveness and kiss the corpse to show remorse.

[Space1255]

Cry for forgiveness and molest the corpse to show remorse.

[tber123]

Offer loveual favors for everyone

Cry for forgiveness and kiss the corpse to show remorse.

Cry for forgiveness and molest the corpse to show remorse.

You offer free oral for everyone. They deny it instantly. You then try begging for forgiveness and kissing the corpse of the guy you just killed. The angry mob is weirded out even more, so you do unspeakable things to the corpse.

Communist Sympathizer shoots at Protagonist, but accidentally kills Only Sane Man instead!
Only Sane Man reaches where his head once was before falling.
Gopnik kills Protagonist and Kiss-Kiss with one well aimed burst of AKM fire!

GAME OVER

explain that you are a professional wrestler and you were training, but you didn't mean to take it too far

"I was just training, guys!"

"Train in the gym, starfish! This is the last mistake you'll ever make!"

The angry mob moves in for the kill.

revert to last save

if you cant

point to the communist sympathizer

"HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT"

"That Communist brainwashed me into it!" You bluff. Infighting breaks out among the mob. Most of them fight eachother, but some of them target you.

Firefighter tries to swing at Communist Sympathizer, but accidentally hits Anarchist instead!
Anarchist's head splits in half.
Redneck shoots at Firefighter!
Firefighter shivers silently, curling up into a ball, then all is still.
Waiter slits Illegal Immigrant's throat with a knife! Illegal Immigrant gurgles and drowns in his own blood!
Gopnik loots the taser pistol and stuns Waiter with it! He collapses to the floor pissing himself.
Off-Duty Police Officer pepper sprays Black Belt!
Black Belt unleashes a flurry of rapidfire karate chops and kicks!
Redneck is karate chopped in the neck 6 times and dies.
Civilian punches Only Sane Man!
Radio Personality sings a song in an attempt to calm everyone down!
Bartender grabs Otaku from behind, snaps his neck, and loots his Katana!
Firefighter 2 swings the Fire Axe at your companion Kiss-Kiss! Kiss-Kiss dodges the attack with feline agility!
Liberal Hippie plays a guitar solo, causing Gopnik, Civilian, and Bartender to stare in awe!
Wrestler bodyslams Civilian into a nearby table, cracking his skull open! Civilian screams in pain, somehow still alive!
Communist Sympathizer shoots Firefighter 2 in the head with the Nagant!
Protagonist is covered in Firefighter 2's blood and brain matter!

+10 BLOODLUST: Violence witnessed

Boy, this sure is one stressful situation. Squeeze your stress ball for a bit, remove that bad energy.

-2 Bloodlust

Nearby passerby observe the brawl from outside through the windows and call the police! Meanwhile, two robbers break in through the windows while everyone is distracted by the angry mob!

Gopnik (Distracted by music) armed with AKM, Taser Pistol
Off-Duty Police Officer armed with Pepper Spray
Black Belt armed with BARE HANDS
Civilian (Distracted by music) armed with bare hands
Radio Personality armed with Microphone
Bartender (Distracted by music) armed with bare hands
Liberal Hippie armed with Guitar
Wrestler armed with BARE HANDS
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant

Robber 1 armed with Shotgun Taser
Robber 2 armed with Stun Prod

Protagonist is healthy.
Only Sane Man is lightly wounded.
Kiss-Kiss is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 67%, Somewhat Sane

[Legodude77]

Get outta there.

[The Resonte!]

use the molotov roostertail as a diversion and get outta there (with your companions of course)

[tber123]

use the molotov roostertail as a diversion and get outta there (with your companions of course)

Get outta there.

You throw the Molotov roostertail, hoping to use it as a distraction! You aim the Molotov a good distance behind the angry mob and flee, smashing a window and jumping out of it.

The angry mob is either too busy fighting to notice the flames, or too busy crowding around the front door to escape! Oh no!

Gopnik screams horribly as he burns to death!
Off-Duty Police Officer feels his skin melting away!
Black Belt attempts to stop, drop, and roll as the flames consume her!
Civilian screams in agony as his skin blisters!
Radio Personality's skin chars to the bone!
Bartender's eye sockets burn out!
Liberal Hippie feels his skin bubbling!
Wrestler rolls around in a panic, cutting his throat on broken glass!
Communist Sympathizer uses a nearby fire extinguisher on himself!

The smell of burnt skin reaches your nose, and it reminds you of barbeque.

Watching people burn to death: +8 Bloodlust

"Jesus Christ!" Only Sane Man screams.

70-89% Bloodlust: Very little sanity, and it is very visible. Kills are noticeably slow and violent. Nonlethal takedowns are painful. You appear limp and livid. Other people are suspicious of you. For example, civilians will question what happened to you, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back, and cops may bring you in for questioning.

You stand back and watch in horror at what you've done. The flames consume the entire restaurant. A crowd has gathered, blocking access to your car. The Communist Sympathizer you accused jumps out of a nearby window too, and he approaches you with a Mosin Nagant in hand.

"Get DOWN. NOW." He screams as he reaches for a pair of handcuffs. He must be trying to perform a Citizen's Arrest. Other citizens move in to assist.


Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant, handcuffs
Heroic Citizen armed with Car Keys
Heroic Bystander armed with Heavy Flashlight
Fratboy armed with Pepper Spray

Protagonist is healthy.
Only Sane Man is lightly wounded.
Kiss-Kiss is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

[Decepticon]

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

[Space1255]

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

[XR-7]

Tell Only Sane Man and Kiss Kiss to run in different directions while you distract them.

[tber123]

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

RUN

RUN TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIST

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SUSPENDED USE YOUR POLICE RADIO TO CALL FOR HELP

Tell Only Sane Man and Kiss Kiss to run in different directions while you distract them.

You don't have a radio since you don't have a police uniform. The nearest psychiatrist is just past the hills.

Only Sane Man and Kiss-Kiss split up while you try to escape through the crowd! Communist Sympathizer attempts to grab you, but he grabs a random man and handcuffs him by accident.

You see your pursuers emerge from the crowd still on your tail as you enter your car! You slam the gas pedal and speed away only to see Communist Sympathizer and the civilians steal a nearby car, loot it, and chase after you!

You are about to speed DOWN a hill! Slam the gas and go flying down the hill, slow down so you don't go flying, or stop the car?

1999 Sports Car
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

[plad101]

Loot and kick that commie in the nuts and take his mosin

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Speed down the hill, then all at once, slam the brakes. Either you'll wreck or they will.

[Space1255]

Option D: find a ramp and do a kickass aileron roll off of it.