BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

Speed down the hill, then all at once, slam the brakes. Either you'll wreck or they will.

Option D: find a ramp and do a kickass aileron roll off of it.

You speed downhill and jump your car off a ramp. Your car lands front first and instantly wrecks itself. Your pursuers crash into an oncoming taxi, their car flipping wildly and bouncing everywhere.

You exit your wrecked car right outside the psychiatrist. Your pursuers exit their flaming wreck and yell at you to halt. Nearby pedestrians gather around to gaze at the impressive carnage. Maybe they'll be useful meatshields?

Loot and kick that commie in the nuts and take his mosin

You consider charging the commie bastard, but theres no nearby cover other than your wrecked car. Even if you do get close, his buddies could retaliate.

Communist Sympathizer(Badly wounded) armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen(Near Death) armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander(Moderately Wounded) armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy(Bleeding) armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Craps Gang Member armed with shopping bag
Hobo armed with metal pipe
Judge
Hipster
Single Father
Construction Worker armed with saw
Vigilante armed with hunting knife
Security Guard armed with nightstick
Craps Gang Member 2 armed with spraypaint
Patriot
Paramedic
Nurse
Suspicious Man armed with Trigger Device

Protagonist is lightly wounded

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 15-30 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 75%, very little sanity

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[Decepticon]

run inside to the psychiatrist, pleading for help and for him to get the police while helping you calm down

[tber123]

run inside to the psychiatrist, pleading for help and for him to get the police while helping you calm down

You bang on the doors of the Psychiatrist's office and enter for some quick therapy sessions. The psychiatrist gets 12 seconds into the therapy before a gunshot breaks the window of his office. He jumps out the broken window, calls the cops, and flees as the Communist Sympathizer and his cronies enter.

Bloodlust -10. 50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane.

"You have the right to remain silent." He says as he slowly approaches you, rifle in hand. The other bystanders whip out their phones and record whats about to happen next.

Communist Sympathizer(Badly wounded) armed with Mosin Nagant
Heroic Citizen(Near Death) armed with Car Keys, Rock(s) x4
Heroic Bystander(Moderately Wounded) armed with Heavy Flashlight, Brick(s) x2
Fratboy(Bleeding) armed with Pepper Spray, Baseball(s) x6

Craps Gang Member armed with shopping bag
Hobo armed with metal pipe
Judge
Hipster
Single Father
Construction Worker armed with saw
Vigilante armed with hunting knife
Security Guard armed with nightstick
Craps Gang Member 2 armed with spraypaint
Patriot
Paramedic
Nurse
Suspicious Man armed with Trigger Device

Protagonist is lightly wounded

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Alert State: POLICE ALARMED(Arriving within 5-10 minutes)
Wanted Status: Wanted for questioning
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 65%

[Decepticon]

expose his communism to the people all around

"YOU ARENT A REAL COP, HES A COMMUNIST"

[Ragequit]

pull out your AA-12 and tell everyone to back off

[tber123]

expose his communism to the people all around

"YOU ARENT A REAL COP, HES A COMMUNIST"

(Citizens arrest.)

You accuse the Communist Sympathizer of being a communist. His buddies stare at him in shock.

pull out your AA-12 and tell everyone to back off

You whip your shotgun out and threaten the Commie into backing off. "HA! SELF DEFENSE!" He screams as he raises his rifle. You fill his face full of buckshot, destroying most of his skull. Everyone immediately scatters except the suspicious man, who stares into your soul.

"He probably deserved it" kill: +5 Bloodlust 70-89% Bloodlust: Very Little Sanity

The suspicious man presses the Trigger Device, causing a nearby building to explode and collapse. He flashes you a smile before taking off running. A nearby police car moves in to investigate.

"Ah. Its you, Rookie. What the hell happened today?" Sgt KillBot questions you. "You look disturbed."

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 70%

[Decepticon]

"sir oh my god I need your help I'm so sorry for everything but I just got chased down and shot at by a communist and now I just saw a guy blow up a whole building"

apologize to killbot about everything to get it off your chest and then ask to chase down the suspicious guy with him to stop terrorism

[tber123]

"sir oh my god I need your help I'm so sorry for everything but I just got chased down and shot at by a communist and now I just saw a guy blow up a whole building"

apologize to killbot about everything to get it off your chest and then ask to chase down the suspicious guy with him to stop terrorism

You admit a half truth that doesn't incriminate you and apologize before suggesting that the suspicious man be chased down.

"What suspicious man?"

"Over there."

KillBot turns around just to see the suspicious man press a button, get consumed by a flash of light, and fade away.

"What in the godamn...? Anyways, Rookie. Internal Affairs will finish investigating you by tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some buisness to do." Sgt. KillBot drives off in a random direction, accidentally runs over a homeless man, and keeps driving.

Its 6:00 PM and its almost time to meet Snidley at the Gentleman's Club. Where are your other companions, though? Can't make it there without Only Sane Man and Kiss-Kiss.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (WRECKED)
Bloodlust: 70%
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[Ragequit]

call only sane man and tell him to meet you at  the gentleman's club

drink to lower bloodlust

[Rigel]

see if they provide more than just lap-dances at the gentle-man's club

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I think now more than ever, a our stressball needs a good squeezin

[PurpleSir]

I think now more than ever, a our stressball needs a good squeezin

cut a hole into the stress ball and masturbate via said hole

[Refticus]

check time on "smart"phone before uttering "stuff phone" under your breath

[Mr Queeba]

Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's.

[Space1255]

Search for Kiss-Kiss