BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Zharthon]

kick the loving drug dealer in the nuts then pedigree him.

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

"BITCH I AM THE DRUGS"

[NotBomberguy]

forget HIM UP

[Rigel]

TAZE HIS NUTSACK

[Ragequit]

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, stuffLORD"

[Decepticon]

"RIGHT INFRONT OF A COP TOO"

[Mr Queeba]

Buy some cocaine from him, then use it.

[tber123]

Buy some cocaine from him, then use it.

kick the loving drug dealer in the nuts then pedigree him.

TAZE HIS NUTSACK

forget HIM UP

"BITCH I AM THE DRUGS"

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, stuffLORD"

"RIGHT INFRONT OF A COP TOO"

You buy some cocaine from the drug dealer before going for a groin attack and doing a wrestling move on him, knocking his ass to the ground. You steal a nearby taser on the floor and apply it to his groin before cuffing him. "Bitch, I AM THE DRUGS! You have the right to remain silent, stufflord. Right in front of a cop, too!"

You hear footsteps behind you. Another drug dealer with a hammer and martini tattooed to his neck approaches you with a S4M pistol. "That was the last mistake you'll ever make, Capitalist Pig. You will die for opposing the Stalinist Comrade Squad."

Stalinist Comrade Squad Member 1 armed with S4M Silent Pistol


8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
Cocaine x1
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Mr Queeba]

Use the ToasterTron to launch toast at the drug dealer to stun him.

[Ragequit]

UPPERCUT THE stuff OUT OF HIM

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

AA12 the bag of cocaine to make a super cool smoke screen, and hold your breath if you want

[The Resonte!]

throw the arrested drug dealer into the gun-wielding drug dealer as a distraction and meat shield

[tber123]

AA12 the bag of cocaine to make a super cool smoke screen, and hold your breath if you want

Use the ToasterTron to launch toast at the drug dealer

UPPERCUT THE stuff OUT OF HIM

You shoot the bag of coccaine, create a smokescreen, uppercut the stuff out of the Communist, and finish him off with the ToasterTron, knocking him out cold. The Conservative Crime Squad bursts into the bank screaming.

"EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! WE'RE THE loving CONSERVATIVE CRIME SQUA---"

They realize the bank is devoid of life.

"Who the hell are you?"

Conservative Bank Robber armed with AA12
Conservative Redneck armed with M16
Conservative Musician armed with Saxophone


8:12 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 27%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Decepticon]

"im a cop"

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

who cares who i am man?? check out this cocaaaaaaine
also wave your arms around a bit while saying this, like you're high off your ass. and hey, maybe you are. airs fulla coke