BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

why are we here again? we have stuff to do today. contemplate leaving

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

MOW THE GAURDS DOWN WITH YOUR AA12 THEN RAM YOUR KNEE UP THE LEADERS FACE
AKA forget THEM UP

[tber123]

why are we here again? we have stuff to do today. contemplate leaving

We're here to investigate if the Conservatives have legal guns. Massacring the Conservative Crime Squad is optional.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

"how 'bout that obamba takin our guns right guysss? he aint takin my stuff, wha'bout youuuu"

[XR-7]

Ask the leader if you can access the armory to see what's in store. In secrecy, skim through the guns to check if they're legal.

[tber123]

Ask the leader if you can access the armory to see what's in store. In secrecy, skim through the guns to check if they're legal.

"how 'bout that obamba President Rush (alternate universe America) takin our guns right guysss? he aint takin my stuff, wha'bout youuuu"

"How about that 'President Rush' trying to take away our guns, sir? I'll need to retrieve a M16 from the armory." You ask the Conservative Crime Squad Leader.

"Damn right! The Government will never take our guns away! Take the keys and come back within 5 minutes!"

You skim through the guns and discover that the serial numbers are all fake. This calls for a police raid after you loot the place, of course.

no don't

leave the area, go to a store and buy some anti-drunk juice and radio in a police raid

You quickly leave the Conservative Crime Squad HQ, sober up, and radio that the guns in the CCS HQ are illegal before going back in.

RAM YOUR KNEE UP THE LEADERS FACE
AKA forget THEM UP

You go back to the leader of the Conservative Crime Squad, knock out his two guards with the AA-12, and incapacitate him with your knees.

-3 Bloodlust

throw a Molotov roostertail and run the forget outta there

Two Soldiers come rushing into the room with M16s. You throw a molotov roostertail at them and set them on fire. The soldiers scream as they burn to death.

+12 Bloodlust

More guards come rushing in guns blazing, but you jump out a window just in time for the rest of the cops to arrive. They swiftly sweep the CCS HQ, killing everyone inside. You are congratulated for fine police work by the chief.


The Conservative Crime Squad HQ is now empty. It can be used as a safehouse.
12:00 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 26%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Ragequit]

eat a lunch for heroes

[XR-7]

Ask for a promotion

[tber123]

eat a lunch for heroes

You decide to have a lunch at a nearby restaurant. -2 Bloodlust

Ask for a promotion

You head over to the police station and ask for a promotion, but the Chief isn't in the office. You receive a news alert on your phone.

BREAKING NEWS: Violent prison breakout
Citizens are advised to remain vigilant today as two notorious prisoners nicknamed "Dr. Enforcer" and "Sultan" have escaped. Dr. Enforcer and Sultan are a crime duo that have committed hundreds of heinous crimes ranging from Flash Mob to attempting to steal nuclear weapons. The duo allegedly escaped prison when an accomplice handed them Rocket Launchers and Machine Guns. 124 guards and inmates were killed in the escape.

12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 24%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Refticus]

this town is getting too crazy, and you started off with getting loving groceries

it's time to move out

[Blockchip]

Go to the local book store

[tber123]

this town is getting too crazy, and you started off with getting loving groceries

it's time to move out

Venturon City isn't the only stuffty city in this universe's America. The other cities might be worse.

Go to the local book store

You go to a nearby bookstore. What now?


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 24%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[The Resonte!]

use their free wifi and browse the blockland forums

[plad101]

Look at child research on their WiFi and get the feds in their asses

[tber123]

use their free wifi and browse the blockland forums

You browse the Blockland forums and find the Community Projects section. You click the first link other than the poll.



Something seems fishy here.



Wait a minute, why is this describing when you went to the crackhouse a few days ago?



Who the hell are these guys controlling every movement of your life? What the forget is goi---

Mindforgeted: +1000 Bloodlust.

The Universe silently explodes.

TIME PARADOX GAME OVER

Look at child research on their WiFi and get the feds in their asses

A group of firefighters immediately arrive at the bookstore.

"ATTENTION ALL CIVLIANS! ILLEGAL CHILD research HAS BEEN DETECTED. WE HAVE BARRED THE FRONT DOORS. THIS BUILDING WILL BE SET ON FIRE TO PURGE THE CHILD research."

Thats a little extreme.


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 24%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)