BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[plad101]

Check the time

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

Check the time

12:30 PM, Saturday.

put on your firefighter disguise

[Ragequit]

get a girlfriend

[Blockchip]

Buy "Police Bribery 101" and exit through a window

[tber123]

get a girlfriend

You go to the clerk running the bookstore and drop a pickup line. "Wanna play army?  You lie down and I'll blow you away."

"You're a pig." The clerk replies before jumping out a window.

put on your firefighter disguise

Buy "Police Bribery 101" and exit through a window

You swipe the "Police Bribery 101" book and exit through the window. Shortly after, you see firemen torching the bookstore with flamethrowers and setting explosives. The very sight of fire sets off a flame in your mind.

+5 Bloodlust


12:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Blockchip]

Go to the park, read Police Bribery 101, and then discard it.

[The Resonte!]

eat some toast


man this is cool how it lasted 40+ pages

[tber123]

eat some toast


man this is cool how it lasted 40+ pages

40+ pages in one month. It also helps that I update frequently and can actually finish my stuff.

Go to the park, read Police Bribery 101, and then discard it.

You spend a full hour reading Police Bribery 101 before discarding it on the ground. Four men and women approach you.

"Littering scum! You'll die for that!"

Civilian 1 armed with Pitchfork
Civilian 2 armed with Butcher Knife
Civilian 3 armed with Stun Gun
Civilian 4 armed with Airsoft Pistol

Do these civilians not know that you are a one-man killing machine? You've killed 44 people so far.


1:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[NotBomberguy]

Incapacitate them to forget with your entrepreneur  staff
yell "I AM THE LAW"

[The Resonte!]

Do these civilians not know that you are a one-man killing machine? You've killed 44 people so far.

wowzers

[tber123]

Incapacitate them to forget with your entrepreneur  staff
yell "I AM THE LAW"

wowzers

Protagonist swings at Civilian 4 with a entrepreneur  Staff! Protagonist hits the head!
Protagonist: "I AM THE LAW!"
Civilian 4 drops to the floor unconscious and brain damaged. -5 Bloodlust
Civilian 1 swings at Protagonist with a Pitchfork, but accidentally hits Civilian 3!
Civilian 2 throws the Butcher Knife at Protagonist! Protagonist dodges to the left!
Civilian 3 attempts to stun Protagonist with the Stun Gun, but he forgot to turn it on!

Protagonist swings at Civilian 3 with a entrepreneur  Staff! Protagonist ACCIDENTALLY hits the back of the head!
Civilian 3 cries out one last time and then is quiet. +5 Bloodlust
Civilian 2 flees!
Civilian 1 runs away!

You pick up your Police Bribery 101 book before any more civilians try to pick a fight over littering. You suddenly realize that someone has been recording you.

"Police Brutality!" The civilian with a phone yells before running away. "This is going to be on HOAX news tonight, starfish! I hope you get fired!"

Civilian 5(FLEEING) armed with Iphone


1:30 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Mr Queeba]

Pin the guy down and grab his phone, then delete the video, give it back, and let him free.

[tber123]

You chase after the fleeing civilian on foot. He franticly sprints through the alleyways in an attempt to lose you, but you manage to stay on his tail. You aren't in range to tackle him, however. He must be an athlete.

The Civilian is sprinting towards a red light full of cars crossing! You can charge into the mass of cars after him, but you risk being run over.

Civilian 5(FLEEING) armed with Iphone


1:40 PM, Saturday.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 29%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

throw your switchblade at his legs (and make sure its extended)

[The Resonte!]

don't throw the switchblade at his legs, instead, throw it so hard that it pierces right through the guy's iphone