BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[NotBomberguy]

Smoke your mlg blunt and engage mlgmontage.exe
also thanks for mentioning my prison c:

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[tber123]

Put on a suit and tie, and convince/bribe them to not kill the gunslinger

show them your nightstick so you appear as an undercover cop to gain their trust

You approach the SWATs in a suit and tie, brandishing a nightstick. "Hold it, gentlemen!" you say in a stern voice. "This one's mine."

"Who the hell is this guy?" A SWAT member responds.

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't you know who the guy is? He's that... Interrogating Specialist that Stalin hired!" Another SWAT responds, mistaking you for Stalin's own personal torture technician.

"Oh! That guy! A fate worse than death! This is the guy that sodomized a filthy Capitalist with multiple nightsticks!" A third SWAT responds.

The SWAT members force the Gunslinger to his feet. "Get up, Pretty Boy!" They jeer. "You're going to enjoy every second of this!" They shove the Gunslinger towards you.

Then convince them to let you torch gunslinger, take them back to the van and set it ablaze with them inside

"I'll be torching and 'interrogating' this guy." You bluff. "But first, I need you guys to watch from the SWAT Van."

"Sure." A fourth SWAT responds. "Stalin's going to enjoy his new videotape." The SWAT team members take out video cameras and pile into the van. You use this golden opportunity to torch the van with a flamethrower, roasting these bastards.

SWAT 5 speaks these final words: "Forgive me for failing you, Stalin...."
SWAT's eye sockets burn out!
SWAT 2 attempts to stop, drop, and roll as the flames consume him!
SWAT 3 shouts out a final prayer as the flames cleanse his Communist soul.
SWAT 5 lets out a whimper before the flames char him to the bone.

SWAT 4 stops, drops, and rolls!
SWAT 6 stops, drops, and rolls!
SWAT 4: "Bitch!"

Smoke your mlg blunt and engage mlgmontage.exe
also thanks for mentioning my prison c:

Protagonist consumes the MLG Blunt and feels extremely Major League!
Protagonist noscopes SWAT 6 for 420 damage! SWAT 6 explodes into confetti!
Protagonist 360 quickscopes SWAT 4, hitting the pig for 420 damage! SWAT 4 explodes into Dorritos as a Round Winning Killcam plays!
Protagonist loses his mind and blanks out.

-30 Bloodlust

You find yourself sitting in the middle of a field with the Gunslinger and a few other guys taking cover behind a limousine. Dozens of dead SWATs lay on the ground, multiple Police Helicopters are hovering overhead, the Gunslinger and the other guys are taking heavy fire from multiple SWAT officers, and several clowns have been violently eviscerated by someone's bare hands.

What the hell happened? While you ponder if you went on a massive killing spree while you were unconscious, your conscience speaks up again.

"Good. You're awake. I hope you're ashamed of yourself for taking drugs and being a mass-murdering psychopath."

"It's pretty obvious that this guy only listens to the evil Conscience. Why do you even exist, again?"

"Voices in this guy's head, I beg of you: Please stop this madness!"

"Yeah, good luck, pal. Now sit back and watch this guy RIP AND TEAR!"

Police Helicopter 1(Two gunners, two pilots)
Police Helicopter 2(Two gunners, two pilots)
SWAT Helicopter 3(Two snipers, two pilots)
SWAT 7 armed with FN FAL
SWAT 8 armed with FN FAL
SWAT 9 armed with MP5
SWAT 9 armed with Mosin Nagant
SWAT 10 armed with Mosin Nagant
SWAT 11 armed wtih MP5
SWAT 12 armed with SKS
SWAT 13 armed with PPSH
SWAT 14 armed with AK-12
SWAT 15 armed with M14
SWAT 16 armed with M16
SWAT Musician armed with Polka
SWAT Musician 2 armed with Polka
SWAT Musician 3 armed with Balalaika
SWAT Musician 4 armed with Balalaika
Former Soviet Infantry(Taking cover) armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Enlightened Communist(Taking cover) armed with AA-12 Shotgun
Communist Defector(Taking cover) armed with AKM
The Gunslinger(MAJORLY WOUNDED, taking cover) armed with Big Iron .600 Nitro Express
Protagonist is lightly wounded



Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 30% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[lord techno]

surrender

[plad101]

surrender

forget no, we gotta find a way out maybe we can find a place to hide or get gunslinger to shoot the helicopters down

[Decepticon]

retreat back and try to lose the communists with your friends

[Zharthon]

RIP AND TEAR

[Blockchip]

Take cover with the rest of your people, read the action hero book, and fire at SWAT 7

[Refticus]

jack off

[The Resonte!]

get the gunslinger to shoot the fuel tank of one of the helicopters so that they run out of fuel and has to land

[tber123]

jack off

RIP AND TEAR

You stand out in the open jacking off violently, accidentally tearing off your groin. Meanwhile, the entire SWAT team is concentrating their fire on you. You briefly experience life as a thin red paste.

31 deaths so far. Keep it up.

Take cover with the rest of your people, read the action hero book, and fire at SWAT 7

You get to cover and read the Action Hero book.

ACTION HERO TIP #1342
Aim for the head!

Protagonist fires a M14 at SWAT 7! Protagonist hits the head 3 times!
SWAT 7 sweats profusely, murmurs something about Trotsky, and is gone.
+5 Bloodlust

get the gunslinger to shoot the fuel tank of one of the helicopters so that they run out of fuel and has to land

The Gunslinger fires at SWAT Helicopter 3! The Gunslinger misses the fuel tank and hits the pilot, sending his corpse flying out the doors!
SWAT Helicopter Co-Pilot takes the wheel of the helicopter!
Former Soviet Infantry goes prone with the DP-28 and fires a burst across the field!
SWAT 8 drifts away silently, then is gone.
SWAT 9's torso is violently blown in half. SWAT 9 silently cries out for mother, breathing slowly, then all is still.
Enlightened Communist suppresses the SWAT team with an AA-12, but runs out of ammo and has to reload!
Communist Defector fires the AKM at SWAT 9, but accidentally hits SWAT 11 in the groin, committing testicular homicide!
SWAT 11 says: "But what about my children?"

SWAT 9 fires the Mosin Nagant at the Gunslinger! SWAT 9 misses!
SWAT 10 fires the Mosin Nagant at Communist Defector, hitting the arms!
Communist Defector spaces out briefly.
SWAT 11 yells in pain.
SWAT 12 fires the SKS at Former Soviet Infantry, hitting the torso twice!
Former Soviet Infantry says: "This is nothing! I've survived a GULAG!"
SWAT 13 sprays the PPSH at the Gunslinger, but hits the cover he's hiding behind instead!
SWAT 14 reloads the AK-12!
SWAT 15 takes careful aim with the M14!
SWAT 16 suppresses the Gunslinger by spraying M16 rounds in his direction!
SWAT Musician plays the Polka at Protagonist in an attempt to turn him Communist! Protagonist is immune!
SWAT Musician 2 plays the Polka at the Gunslinger! The Gunslinger is slightly moved by the Polka music!
SWAT Musician 3 rocks out at Communist Defector! Communist Defector is stunned, and briefly considers betraying the Protagonist!
SWAT Musician 4 plays music at the rest of the SWAT team, inspiring them and improving combat efficiency!

retreat back and try to lose the communists with your friends

You try to steal the nearby Limo your buddies are hiding behind, but you can't find the car keys anywhere. You consider retreating on foot, but you are standing in an open field with the Limo being the only thing preventing you from being cut down.

Police Helicopter 1(Two gunners, two pilots)
Police Helicopter 2(Two gunners, two pilots)
SWAT Helicopter 3(Two snipers, one pilots)
SWAT 9 armed with Mosin Nagant
SWAT 10 armed with Mosin Nagant
SWAT 11(NEAR DEATH) armed wtih MP5
SWAT 12 armed with SKS
SWAT 13 armed with PPSH
SWAT 14 armed with AK-12
SWAT 15 armed with M14 (Firing in one turn)
SWAT 16 armed with M16
SWAT Musician armed with Polka
SWAT Musician 2 armed with Polka
SWAT Musician 3 armed with Balalaika
SWAT Musician 4 armed with Balalaika
Former Soviet Infantry(Taking cover, moderate wounds) armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Enlightened Communist(Taking cover) armed with AA-12 Shotgun
Communist Defector(Taking cover, badly wounded, stunned) armed with AKM
The Gunslinger(MAJORLY WOUNDED, taking cover) armed with Big Iron .600 Nitro Express
Protagonist is lightly wounded



Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[The Resonte!]

put your car keys in the limo

also begin shouting to cancel out the music

[tber123]

put your car keys in the limo

also begin shouting to cancel out the music

You shout at the top of your lungs, cancelling out the music for a brief second. You then attempt to use your car keys in the limo. Miraculously, it works. You speed off being pursued by helicopters.

The other SWAT members scramble to get into their vans as you leave them in the dust.

Police Helicopter 2 hovers in front of the limo and attempts to drop spike strips!
The snipers on SWAT Helicopter 3 take aim!
Police Helicopter 1 shines a light on the limo, attempting to blind you!

Police Helicopter 1(Two gunners, two pilots)
Police Helicopter 2(Two gunners, two pilots)
SWAT Helicopter 3(Two snipers, one pilots)

Former Soviet Infantry(Taking cover, moderate wounds) armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Enlightened Communist(Taking cover) armed with AA-12 Shotgun
Communist Defector(Taking cover, badly wounded) armed with AKM
The Gunslinger(MAJORLY WOUNDED, taking cover) armed with Big Iron .600 Nitro Express
Protagonist is lightly wounded



Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Refticus]

stuff, then use said stuff to fling at the swat helicopters

[Blockchip]

Give the enlightend communist a glock, some ammo, tell everyone to shoot helicopter 1's pilot.

[tber123]

Give the enlightend communist a glock, some ammo, tell everyone to shoot helicopter 1's pilot.

The enlightened Communist refuses. He has an AA-12 to spray at the Pilots. Everyone concentrates their fire on the helicopter pilots.

Police Helicopter 1's pilots are both killed! Police Helicopter 1 spins out and crashes into a nearby skyscraper!
Police Helicopter 2 manages to drop a spike strip before getting shot down!
SWAT Helicopter 3's onboard snipers fire, killing the Enlightened Communist and wounding the Gunslinger!

The limo runs over a spike strip, blowing a tire out! The limo is also speeding towards oncoming traffic!

SWAT Helicopter 3(Two snipers, one pilot)

Former Soviet Infantry(moderate wounds) armed with DP-28 Machine Gun
Communist Defector(badly wounded) armed with AKM
The Gunslinger(NEAR DEATH, BLEEDING,) armed with Big Iron .600 Nitro Express
Protagonist is lightly wounded



Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (7/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (17/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 35% (Mostly sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE