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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 147510 times)

SCREAM AS YOU KICK DOWN THE DOOR AND SPRAY BULLETS
also how do people not notice the easily 200+lb of weaponry on you

Communist Magic I have no idea. I never thought of it, either.

Protagonist lets out a battle cry, kicks down the bathroom door, and sprays M4 bullets into the rest of the Grocery Store!
Hooded Figure leaps for cover!
Hooded Figure grabs a wounded police officer off the floor and uses him as a human shield while he(?) retreats!


Hooded Figure(Taking human shield) armed with Suppressed Five SeveN w/ Laser Sight
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Finish getting Groceries (1/2 done)

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(10/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 09:23:20 PM by tber123 »

"It's time to see the truth!" Aim at his head, brush your manbangs away and fire like an anime badass. "Take that!"
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 09:03:27 PM by Space1255 »

"It's time to see the truth!" Aim at his head, brush your manbangs away and fire like an anime badass. "Take that!"

"Its time to see the truth!"

Protagonist fires away with a M4 at the Hooded Figure, hitting the wounded police officers several times in the upper torso and neck, killing him.
Hooded Figure leaps behind a checkout table and throws a cash register at Protagonist!
Protagonist is knocked to the floor briefly!
Hooded Figure says: "If you're that persistent.... You asked for it!"
Hooded Figure blasts away at Protagonist with a Five SeveN and pauses to reload!


Hooded Figure armed with Suppressed Five SeveN w/ Laser Sight
YOU are somewhat wounded


ERRANDS
Finish getting Groceries (1/2 done)

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(6/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 09:27:41 PM by tber123 »


Blast him to hell

Protagonist fires a burst from the M4 at Hooded Figure!
Hooded Figure leaps behind another checkout table, dodging MOST of the bullets!
Hooded Figure rushes to Protagonist and backflip kicks him in the face! Protagonist is sent backflipping into a ice box!
Hooded Figure retreats towards the front door, drops a rectangular object by it, and takes out a switch before activating it!


Hooded Figure(Wounded) (Fleeing Grocery Store: 1 Turn Left) armed with Suppressed Five SeveN w/ Laser Sight
YOU are moderately wounded


ERRANDS
Finish getting Groceries (1/2 done)

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

Charge him. Fire sniper cannon when its pressed against his gut.

Summon the powers of demoknight and the spam squad
Become the ultimate lord demoman
"There can be only one!"
slice his head off with the rainbow sword

Summon the powers of demoknight and the spam squad
Become the ultimate lord demoman
"There can be only one!"
slice his head off with the rainbow sword

You turn into a demoknight and charge screaming at the Hooded Figure with your rainbow sword! The Hooded Figure braces himself(?) and executes a backflip kick to your face, knocking you to the ground again! He(?) raises his Five SeveN at you while you lay on the ground...

Charge him. Fire sniper cannon when its pressed against his gut.

You whip out your Sniper Cannon out of hammerspace and press it up against the gut of the hooded figure before firing!

Hooded Figure goes flying out of the Grocery Store and into the stratosphere!

ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED: Just like Joseph Stalin
Requirements:
Punt someone into space.

You look at the carnage in the grocery store. Several dead police officers, either on-duty or off-duty. Dozens of dead civilians with gruesome entry wounds and exit wounds on their foreheads. Whoever the murderer was, he(?) was a professional. Hell, he even Mozambique Drilled half of the victims here. Two in the chest, one in the head.

You take a look outside and see that it is extremely dark outside, and a thunderstorm has set in. The only light is from the full moon and the occasional half-broken street lamp. A heavy fog has set in.


YOU are moderately wounded

9:00 PM
Weather Effect: Extreme fog + Thunderstorm

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

Have a nice nap at your home

Have a nice nap at your home



You drive home blindly in the dark. The streets are empty and devoid of life.



Suddenly, a flaming pit from Hell opens up and Joseph Stalin slowly rises from it.

"Capitalist Pig! Stalin will have his revenge on the First World!" Stalin's booming voice shouts.

Protagonist isn't having any of that stuff and is determined to kill Stalin here and now!


armed with MAGNIFICENT MOUSTACHE
YOU are moderately wounded

9:00 PM
Weather Effect: Extreme fog + Thunderstorm

WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS:
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

Ask stalin if he would like to come over to your house for a cup of capitalist blood (it's a trap, someone else can set it).

Also poison the capitalist blood for him only
it will be a heavy compound of cyanide

Aim Sniper Cannon at Stalin, Shoot him back into hell.(Unless you don't have any more ammo, it says we have 1 shot.)
OR
Taze him.

Also poison the capitalist blood for him only
it will be a heavy compound of cyanide
no, but botox in it
it's the most potent toxin ever
one GRAM of it can kill 10 million people

masturbate furiously while you're at it