BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Space1255]

Spare Jerry, MLG Noscope the rest with those tender meats of yours.
Aaaawwwhh yeeeeaaahhh

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

Attempt to use tranq darts with contender
if works, go to a rooftop and snipe them
if not, call for tf2 medics

[Legodude77]

Pause time except for yourself by drinking alien blood.

[tber123]

Pause time except for yourself by drinking alien blood.

You decide to drink the poisonous alien blood and promptly die from having your insides melted.

GAME OVER
See also: Alien Blood being used as a weapon on Joseph Stalin a few dozen pages back

Attempt to use tranq darts with contender
if works, go to a rooftop and snipe them
if not, call for tf2 medics

Tranquilizer darts don't fit! You scream for a medic as you run to a nearby rooftop and pick them off with a 1911.

with those tender meats of yours.

What tender meats?

You take another look at the Intelligence HQ's insides after dispatching the secret agents. Valuables to loot! Supercomputers! Technology! All of that could be yours, but its getting pretty late out there....

YOU are somewhat wounded

11:15 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[TableSalt]

Obtain a cookie.

[Nicepoint]

Wait till staff leaves for the night. Then use alien blood to melt a hole to the wall and avoid alarms.

[Space1255]

LOOOOOOOOOOOT!
LOOT THAT stuff.

[Swampivorous]

Apply alien blood as a source of power for cloaking device.  and then forget everything.

[tber123]

Apply alien blood as a source of power for cloaking device.  and then forget everything.

You apply alien blood to your watch and try to use it as a cloaking device, but it just melts your watch. You then run around screwing everybody(regardless of gender or loveual orientation) and everything(let's not go into details, shall we?) until you get ventilated by a stuffton of Secret Agents with M16's inside the HQ.

"Thats what you get, you horse forgeter!" You hear one of them scream before you die.

GAME OVER
Protip: What did you expect?

Wait till staff leaves for the night. Then use alien blood to melt a hole to the wall and avoid alarms.

LOOOOOOOOOOOT!
LOOT THAT stuff.

Obtain a cookie.

Most of the secret agents exit the building at midnight, leaving behind janitors and night guards. You put on the police disguise, use the alien blood to melt a wall, and start looting the place. You discover the world's finest cookie in the kitchen, a shipment of experimental Laser M16's with advanced ID Locks you won't be able to hack, a dead martian, some advanced laptops and tablets, alien raygun ammo, secret government documents and a teacup gun.

Keep looting the rest of the stuff from the HQ, go to the Supercomputer, or make a run for it?

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:24 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[MTrRxx]

Knowing your luck with things, Exit the building. It's the safest that way.

[XR-7]

Eat the cookie. Leave crumbs.

[The Resonte!]

read secret government documents, then go to the supercomputer

[tber123]

Knowing your luck with things, Exit the building. It's the safest that way.

You stealthily move to the exit when you see a janitor and a ton of guards looking at the hole you previously melted into the wall.

"You gonna clean that up, Smith?"

"How the hell did you forget up this bad, Smith?"

"Wasn't me this time! Must have been those aliens in the basement..."

Eat the cookie. Leave crumbs.

You consider eating the cookie, but the crumbs would provide a trail and result in detection.

read secret government documents, then go to the supercomputer

Reading the government documents reveals a fictional love story about Osama Bin Laden and George Bush, the confirmed existence of aliens, and a top secret project about giving President Rush psychic powers. You then go to the supercomputer and turn it on.

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD.

A - Use your l33t h4xing skills!
B - Guess the password. Its obviously 1234 or swordfish, right?
C - Kidnap a programmer and force him to type the password.
D - Kick the computer.
Other: _________________________

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:32 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[startacker]

Do all of the above

[tber123]

Do all of the above

You try to leet hax the computer and it fails. You narrowly avoid triggering an alarm and try to guess the password instead.

Password input: 1234
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: password
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: BushlovingSucks
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: nine eleven times a thousand
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: SuperDuperGayPutin
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: Weeaboo
INVALID PASSWORD.
Password input: Rosebud
Password input: Area51
Password input: Roswell
Password input: BushIslovingAwesome
Password input: Toblerone
INVALID PASSWORD.

You grab a programmer from another room, drag him to the supercomputer, and force him to type the password.

Password input: Password123456789Password
PASSWORD ACCEPTED

You then shoot the programmer in the face with the tranquilizer pistol and get to work on the supercomputer. You steal even more secret documents revealing President Rush's plans for policing the internet, a list of who's backing the Conservative Crime Squad, and more.

Loot the HQ one last time or bugger off before something bad inevitably happens?

YOU are somewhat wounded and disguised as a cop.

11:32 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)