If we still have it, go to your apartment at JewBot's.
Ring in the New year
You go to your apartment at JewBot's just in time for the new year to start. Fireworks blast off in the distance.
it's time for late night jack off
You grab your smartphone, go to Danbooru, and prepare yourself for a few good hours of pleasure as you head into the bathroom.
read internt domination plans
You read President Rush's internet domination plans. Its a bill that supposedly fights "online terrorism and communism", but its true sinister purpose is to allow the United States to police the entire internet and enforce "justice" along with killing Free Speech and censoring the entire internet.
You wake up at 11 in the morning and immediately get a news alert.
BREAKING NEWS: NEO-national socialist MASSACRE AT GARRY GROVE HIGH SCHOOL KILLS 572 AND WOUNDS 972, DEADLIEST SCHOOL SHOOTING EVER
Garry Grove High School has suffered a huge tragedy. The Blazers, a club of worthless Neo-national socialist Stoners at Garry Grove High School, went on a massive 2-hour rampage with MP40's, STG-44's, AR-15's, gas grenades, various military-grade explosives, and several pipe bombs at 8:30 AM today. Security guards and police response teams were slaughtered by the dozens in a futile attempt to stop all ninety of the Blazers from attacking everything in sight. According to survivors, the trigger phrase for the rampage was "Is It Springtime For Riddler Yet?"
According to a statement released by the police, a brave student valiantly sacrificed his or her life by killing several of the Blazers and stopping the leader from using a biological weapon before bleeding to death from multiple point blank gunshot wounds to the chest and head. The student's name and gender has been withheld pending notification of his or her family. 572 students, staff members, security guards, and police officers lost their lives in this tragedy. Among the dead were Principal Academia, Chief of Security Robert "Hero" Madison, and beloved schoolteacher Mrs. Greene.
Very few Blazers were taken into police custody as most of them committed Self Delete or were killed by security guards, police teams, or the unidentified student that sacrificed his or her life.
-15 SanityMother of God.
1) Become a Woman, so that cops and everyone doesn't know who you are. And this is a complete genetic change, make sure to complain on your tumblr blog about being oppressed
You drive to the Gene Lab and ask for a love change along with some genetic enhancements. You are turned away when it's obvious you don't have the few hundred grand for the love change.
YOU are healthy

It is 11:32 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing
WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)
| OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 85%(somewhat disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)