temporarily turn gay, and perform the Gay Ritual on vladimir, doing critical damage
that's how it works, right
Protagonist pretends to be gay and performs the Gay Ritual! He does that.... Smooching air kiss thingy. Blowing a kiss or something. At Putin.
Vladimir Putin cringes in horror!
Rip all the security guard's organs out with a crowbar
While Vladimir Putin is stunned from the massive damage, you rush to the downed security guards and brutally finish them off by stabbing them in stomach.
Do a godly 720º 420ºC Blazing Skipping Jumping Roundhouse kick at Putin's head, punting his head off. If it doesn't punt his head off, then blast him with a godly 12' leaping 420ºC Blazing Push Kick at his lungs, causing him to explode his lungs.
Protagonist does a 720º 420ºC Blazing Skipping Jumping Roundhouse kick at Putin's head!
Vladimir Putin collapses to the ground stunned for only a brief second before doing a flip and landing on his feet!
Protagonist throws a 12' leaping 420ºC Blazing Push Kick!
Vladimir Putin grabs the Protagonist in the middle of the kick and smashes him into a table before flipping the table with him still on it!
Security Guard 2 fires on Vladimir Putin!
Vladimir Putin throws the table(with you still on it) at Security Guard 2, smacking him facefirst!
Rip all the security guard's organs out with a crowbar
evil conscience will be of massive help here, he knows what he's doing
let him take the wheel to finish rush
Evil Conscience shoots at President Rush with an imaginary rocket pistol, hitting the torso twice BLOWING IT APART!
President Rush MISTAKENLY Mindfrays Vladimir Putin!
Security Guard 2 fires at President Rush to no effect!
Vladimir Putin collapses to the ground critically wounded....?
President Rush whips out an imaginary multi-barrelled Rocket Launcher and lets it rip, hitting Evil Conscience 5 times!
Evil Conscience whips out the bigger stick by imagining a Davy Crockett Missile Launcher!
President Rush imagines a oversized rail gun!
Evil Conscience shoots the Davy Crockett at President Rush, hitting the head!
President Rush lunges at Evil Conscience with a imaginary Self Delete vest made out of imaginary antimatter before snatching him!
The Self Delete vest explodes, killing President Rush(again) and Evil Conscience(I lost count of how many times.)Vladimir Putin ignores his critical wounds, leaps to his feet, and backflips six stories into the air where he lands in a attack helicopter! Rather than suicidally attacking you, he flies off to a hospital. He knows when to fold em.
Suddenly, a bunch of Ventilators burst into the room with Golden Guns and Mech Armor. "The end begins with you. Let us face off at home." The nearest one tells you. As Secret Service agents burst in to fill you with lead in retribution for killing President Rush, the Ventilators kick you high in the sky, and you land in the hospital of Venturon City, Texas. You spend the night getting healed.
A man in a burnt, ripped uniform with his hat obscuring his eyes and most of his face quickly rushes into your hospital room, leaves a note, and rushes out.
Come to the Metagamer HQ(Ventilator HQ now, sadly) to initiate the endgame at any time. Be prepared to fight the Ventilator Boss, the Omniconscience, and the Embodiment of Bloodlust. Success will allow you to gain powers beyond the fourth wall and write your own story.....
Embodiment of Bloodlust? Omniconscience? They were never mention---
Now we make our escape.Your own consciences escape from you and merge into one. They reach into your mind and pull out the Embodiment of Bloodlust out before escaping.
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy
It is 7:00 AM and it is a sunny day
Threat of Ventilator Hitsquads randomly appearing, as always.Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall(Warning: Final bosses)
WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (4/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (4/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (6/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
| OTHER ITEMS:
SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock)
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten)
ADVANCED LAPTOP x2
ADVANCED TABLET x2
SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS
CCS BACKERS LIST
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 29% TEMPORARILY MAXED OUT
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Evil Conscience
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