BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Space1255]

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[tber123]

Summon an army of Blockheads armed with Mini-Nukes. Time to blow this popsicle stand.

Warn your allies to flee, first.

A bunch of Blockheads with Mini-Nukes show up and instantly get ventilated by minigun fire, the MG-42(also known as Hiter's Buzzsaw for a VERY Good reason), and the Mikor MGL. Only one Blockhead manages to fire his weapon, and he accidentally nukes a skyscraper and collapses it.

eat the worlds finest cookie

Tasty.

IDKFA your allies better weaponry, then wreck the stuff out of the mob

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>addeffect sven svenson nuclear forget machine = gravity suit

Your allies all receive BFG9000's while you get a Gravity Suit! The Ventilators realize what you've done, and send in their boss to steal the Gravity Suit from you and use it for himself in the final battle. No matter how much your party shoots the Ventilator Boss in the face with BFG9000's, he refuses to die!

"We have aces up our sleeves!" The Ventilator Demoralizer shouts on the megaphone before summoning the Metagamer's Vending Machine. Everyone inserts $50 into the vending machine and gets a variety of random effects.

Ventilator Gunner 2 gains the ability "Summon Joseph Stalin from the Moon" as he uses the vending machine!
Ventilator Gunner and Ventilator Infiltrator are jinxed! The misfortune spreads to you!
Ventilator Musician is cursed with taking double damage!
Ventilator Contrarian can flip any and all projectiles back to the target without using a Deflector now!
Ventilator Officer sparkles extremely bright!
Ventilator Gunner 3 has no recoil!
Ventilator Ultreaheavy is even MORE sluggish now!
Ventilator Sniper 2 can now rapidly fire!
Ventilalator Demoman has godmode for 3 turns!

Joseph Stalin comes crashing down from the moon! "Capitalist Pigs!"

Joseph Stalin looks around and fails to see you. He only sees your allies.

Call In artillery strike and target the most dangerous enimies.

You call in an artillery strike, but it lands slightly off target and blows up a church! A few Ventilators got caught in the blast, though...

Ventilator Black Belt breaks into pieces.
Ventilator Gunner 2 is torn apart.

jack off so much that you blind everyone

You masterubate so hard that you blind everyone, but due to TWO of the ventilators being jinxed you end up facing the wrong way and blinding yourself and all your allies!

Have your allies focus on the normal enemies, use the distraction to sneak up and kill as many of the more dangerous red enemies as you can, most specifically, the sniper and demoman

Your allies and the Ventilators open fire on each other, but due to two of the Ventilators being Jinxed, it turns everyone into a bumbling, error prone laughingstock!

SWAT Bodyguard 6's BFG9000 misfires into his face, killing himself!
Dunkey MISTAKENLY blows up a school in the distance with a BFG9000!
The Gunslinger trips on his own feet and gets run over by a speeding truck!
Only Sane Man's BFG9000 refuses to fire! His gun was a prop the whole time!
SWAT Bodyguard 5 MISTAKENLY shoots the rest of the SWAT Bodyguards on accident, killing them all!
Police Officer 1 fires the BFG9000 at the Ventilators without incident, but the Ventilator Contrarian's forcefield reflects the projectile BACK INTO YOUR TEAM, killing 4 of them!
Black Belt accidentally karate chops himself in the throat and collapses to the floor!
Ventilator Sniper attempts to snipe your team, but MISTAKENLY shoots Joseph Stalin in the legs when his aimbot malfunctions!
Ventilator Musician 2 accidentally plays the Polka at himself and his allies!
Ventilator Sniper 2 rapidfires the Vintorez, but he burns through the entire magazine in less than half a second and has to reload!
Ventiilator Gunner 3 fires TRIKIMBO PATRIOTISM at your party members, stunning some of them!
National Guard Trooper fires the BFG9000!
Ventilator Officer melts!
Ventilator Specialist disintegrates.
Ventilator Sniper 2 lets out a final scream before the BFG9000's projectile reaches him.
Brave Vigilante 3 accidentally shoots the BFG9000 into a sky, shooting down a plane and causing it to crash into City Hall! Mayor Townsley is killed in the crash along with several hundred people in the plane or City Hall!

While all of this is going on, you attempt to flank around and pick off the Ventilator Demoman when your Sniper Cannon jams!

JOSEPH STALIN(Light wounds) armed with Akimbo Communist Blasters, Magnificent Moustache
Ventilator Demoman(DANGER) (GODMODE - 3 TURNS) armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher, EOD Armor
Ventilator Gunner(DANGER) (JINXED) armed with MG-42, Heavy Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator (JINXED) armed with P90, Stealth Suit
Ventilator Demotivator (BULLET TIME SKILLS) armed with Megaphone, Ultraheavy Armor
Ventilator Sniper(DANGER) (AIMBOTTING!) armed with VSS Vintorez, Light Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Contrarian (PROJECTILE REFLECTING FORCEFIELD) armed with Bullet Deflector, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Ultraheavy(DANGER) (SLOW MOVEMENT SPEED) armed with Minigun, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Dodge Demon (EXTREMELY SHINY) armed with 10MM MP5, Enhanced Suit/Tie
Ventilator Musician (TAKES DOUBLE DAMAGE) armed with Electric Guitar, Medium Armor
Ventilator Musician 2(ENHANCED MUSIC SKILLS) armed with Polka, Medium Armor
Ventilator Gunner 3(NO RECOIL) armed with TRIKIMBO PATRIOTISM

Brave Vigilante 3 is healthy
Brave Vigilante 4 is healthy
Black Belt 1 is near death
Black Belt 2 is healthy and stunned
National Guard Trooper 1 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 2 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 3 is healthy and stunned
SWAT Bodyguard 5 is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and stunned
The Gunslinger is badly wounded
Only Sane Man is healthy
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy and stunned
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS: AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (25/25 rounds, 3 Hammers & Sickles left) ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags) LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 3 batteries left) SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left) SYRINGE COMBAT KNIFE REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left) REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,) KS-23 SHOTGUN (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left) MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x12

OTHER ITEMS: BEER BOTTLE SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 36%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, JINXED(Kill those damn Ventilators!)

[XR-7]

Use first aid kit on the gunslinger and then both of you flank the demoman. Use the Alien raygun on the demoman.

[The Resonte!]

use templar sword and combat knife to slice off stalin's moustache, then wear it yourself

[plad101]

KS-23 a dudes face off

[Nicepoint]

Find Stalin and tell that he will get infinite power if he helps us to take down Ventilator HQ.

Also call reinforcements from army and police department.

[MTrRxx]

Whip out your phone and call Stalin, and Riddler for help.

Then call in the U.S Army.

Then Call for the help of the Enclave, the NCR, Caesars Legion.

AND THEN call for the Warhammer 40k guys to come on over.

This should give you an okay edge in battle....?

[Blockchip]

Use your medkit to heal Black Belt, and then, with your Joe's 1911 pistol, try to kill the jinxed gunner and infiltrator.

[tber123]

Whip out your phone and call Stalin, and Riddler for help.

Then call in the U.S Army.

Then Call for the help of the Enclave, the NCR, Caesars Legion.

AND THEN call for the Warhammer 40k guys to come on over.

This should give you an okay edge in battle....?

Stalin refuses to work with Capitalist pigs and Riddler is too busy getting drunk with Winston Churchill in Hell. You summon the Enclave, NCR, and Caesar's Legion along with the Warhammer 40k guys together and......

............They immediately shoot the stuff out of eachother instead oo the Ventilators. What did you expect when you summoned mortal enemies together?

Legion Centurion shouts: "RETRIBUTION!"
NCR Veteran Ranger fires a brush rifle at Legion Centurion!
Enclave Patrolman fires the Gauss Rifle!
Enclave Patrolman 2 accidentally fires his Fatman into the ground!
The huge loving explosion wipes out the NCR/Enclave/Legion/Warhammer 40K guys!

You summon US Army reinforcements only for the Ventilator Demoman to blow them all to hell with the MGL.

Use your medkit to heal Black Belt, and then, with your Joe's 1911 pistol, try to kill the jinxed gunner and infiltrator.

You use the medkit on the Black Belt only for his head to explode from a stray bullet! You take aim at the jinxed Ventilators and smoothly pop off a few shots with a 1911. You miss.

KS-23 a dudes face off

You aim the KS-23 at a Ventilator and fire, but the Ventilator Contrarian jumps into the path of the shotgun pellets and reflects them back!

use templar sword and combat knife to slice off stalin's moustache, then wear it yourself

You charge up to Stalins face and try to cut his moustache off, but accidentally end up killing Stalin when you suffer a random muscle spasm and stab him in the face.

Also call reinforcements from army and police department.

Army and Police reinforcements arrive, but due to how powerful the Ventilators are only a few survivors are left!

Use first aid kit on the gunslinger and then both of you flank the demoman. Use the Alien raygun on the demoman.

You stabilize the Gunslinger and order him to help you flank the Demoman. The Ventilators fail to notice you flanking around and you take careful aim with the Raygun, firing off a laser and melting the Demoman's face off! Well, you would have if the Demoman didn't have GOD MODE on.

Ventilator Infiltrator MISTAKENLY holds the P90 backwards and sprays a whole magazine into his face!

One less Jinxed ventilator to stop turning everyone into a clumsy, bumbling moron!

Ventilator Demoman fires the MGL Grenade Launcher at the Gunslinger, exploding the left leg BLOWING IT OFF!
Ventilator Demotivator shouts death threats at the Gunslinger over the megaphone, further demotivating him!
Ventilator Musician 2 plays beautiful Polka music at the Gunslinger!
The Gunslinger begs to be left to die after being demoralized!
Protagonist drags the Gunslinger to safety!
Ventilator Dodge Demon fires the 10mm MP5 at Protagonist, hitting the legs!
Ventilator UltraHeavy winds up the minigun!
Ventilator Gunner lays down, sets up his MG-42, and LETS IT RIP!
Brave Vigilante 3 is ripped apart!
Black Belt 2's torso is cut into bloody ribbons!
SWAT Bodyguard 5 turns into a bloody mess!
Brave Vigilante 4 falls apart and is dead.
Ventilator Musician 1 rocks out at Dunkey with a guitar!
Dunkey desperately searches for the truth and asks "Is this right?"
Ventilator Sniper activates his aimbot and opens fire with the Vintorez!
SWAT Officer 1 takes a bullet to the face!
National Guard Trooper 2 is hit in the head BLOWING IT APART!
Only Sane Man steals a working BFG9000 from a nearby corpse and fires it!
Ventilator Dodge Demon dodges!
Ventilator Ultraheavy is barely alive!
Ventilator Musician takes double damage and is overkilled!
Ventilator Gunner 3 desperately tries to outrun the plasma ball, but she trips over a corpse and is disintegrated!

A van full of Rednecks crashes into the Ventilator HQ! Meanwhile, a few Ventilators exit the HQ! You hear something LOUD from the Ventilator HQ, also. Something huge is stomping around in there once you finish off these guys....

Ventilator Demoman(DANGER) (GODMODE - 2 TURNS) armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher, EOD Armor
Ventilator Gunner(DANGER) (JINXED) armed with MG-42, Heavy Armor
Ventilator Demotivator (BULLET TIME SKILLS) armed with Megaphone, Ultraheavy Armor
Ventilator Sniper(DANGER) (AIMBOTTING!) armed with VSS Vintorez, Light Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Contrarian (PROJECTILE REFLECTING FORCEFIELD) armed with Bullet Deflector, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Ultraheavy(DANGER) (SLOW MOVEMENT SPEED) armed with Minigun, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Dodge Demon (EXTREMELY SHINY) armed with 10MM MP5, Enhanced Suit/Tie
Ventilator Musician 2(ENHANCED MUSIC SKILLS) armed with Polka, Medium Armor
Venilator Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
Ventilator Gunslinger 2 armed with .500 Magnum
Ventilator Assaulter armed with AA-12 Shotgun + FRAG rounds(Makes the AA-12 basically shoot explosions, damn it!)

Redneck 1 is healthy
Redneck 2 is healthy
Redneck 3 is healthy
Redneck 4 is healthy
Redneck 5 is healthy
Redneck 6 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 4 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 1 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 3 is healthy and stunned
Dunkey is healthy and stunned
The Gunslinger is badly wounded and massively bleeding from having a leg blown off
Only Sane Man is healthy
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy and stunned
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is lightly wounded

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS: AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (25/25 rounds, 3 Hammers & Sickles left) ALIEN RAYGUN (8/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (5/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags) LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 3 batteries left) SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left) SYRINGE COMBAT KNIFE REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left) REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,) KS-23 SHOTGUN (5/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left) MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x12

OTHER ITEMS: BEER BOTTLE SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 42%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, JINXED(Kill those damn Ventilators!)

[The Resonte!]

slice stalin's moustache off from his corpse and wear it yourself

use moustache to super-jinx the ventilators

[XR-7]

Type /god into the console to disable godmode for everyone

[Nicepoint]

Pray for lord gaben and tell that ventilators are hacking.

[Blockchip]

Take your akimbo communist SMGs and fire a whole (2?) clip magazine(s?) At the jinxed gunner

[tber123]

Take your akimbo communist SMGs and fire a whole (2?) Clip(s?) At the jinxed gunner

Updates later

[Refticus]

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