the only reason you didn't immediately shoot him is because tber123 didn't let you
He fake surrendered and the forumers fell for it. That, and the forumers were clearly ignoring the 21 foot rule.
get a pillow and scream into it to release stress
You grab a pillow from a truck and scream into it! Nothings working! Your Bloodlust spikes up to 89%!
Go back to traitor Joe's and get the closest thing they have to an explosive, and the closest thing they have to a bulletproof vest.
Traitor Joe lets you buy his last set of Ultraheavy Armor and lets you have a M79 Grenade Launcher. You go to a pharmacy and buy some painkillers next.
Then buy some painkillers from wherever sells them, give them to the assassin, tell the ventilatior bosses corpse about how you didn't believe for a second that he actually surrendered, and the only reason you didn't immediately shoot him is because tber123 didn't let you,complain to the assassin about the embodiement of bloodlust increasing your bloodlust, and enter.
The Ventilator Boss's corpse got launched deep into the Ventilator HQ, you know. You complain to the assassin about the embodiment of Bloodlust and he has no idea what you're talking about.
run around in circles
You feel dizzy.
get an iPod and play "Receive and Bite You" for an epic boss theme.
And then walk in. TO THE FIGHT FOR EVERYONE'S SOULS.
"Mister President! Wait!" The Sven Svenson Fanclub joins up with you! Meanwhile, your companions have finished healing, and have been airlifted back to you!
You walk into the Ventilator HQ. The HQ is even more massive on the inside somehow. The lights are all on and there isn't a single soul or boss in sight. Where's the final boss, godamn it?
"Ssssh! Listen!" A member of your Fan Club says before peeking around a corner..... And finding nobody. You hear footsteps all around you, but you never catch a glimpse of whos making the noise. Someone whispers into your ear:
"DAAAARRRKNEESSSSSSSSS....."You franticly whip around to see who's doing that and see... Nobody. What's going on? Why aren't your followers noticing?
???? slices at Fanboy 5, hitting the head CUTTING IT OFF!
Fanboy 5 reaches where his head once was before falling over.A member of your fan club was struck down right in front of you by a invisible force of nature!
???? slices at Only Sane Man, but misses!
"W-What the?" Only Sane Man says before emptying his weapon into thin air, hoping to kill the invisible attacker.
????(Invisibility cloak activated!) armed with some sort of sword?
Only Sane Man is healthy and carrying a AK-12
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and carrying a G11
The Gunslinger is healthy and carrying a .600 Nitro Express revolver
Fanboy 1 is healthy and carrying a Gyrojet Rocket Pistol
Fanboy 2 is healthy and carrying a NS 2000
Fanboy 3 is healthy and carrying a Walker Colt
Fanboy 4 is healthy and carrying a Walther WA 2000
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy
Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS:
MINIGUN (1000 rounds)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (12/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (3/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (1/1 rounds, 5 grenades left)
LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (10 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (20 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (2/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)
| OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE
STEROIDS |
BLOODLUST: 89% (Won't stop rising on its own for some reason)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
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