summon an army of random consciences from your head
Your random consciences charge forwards and fire imaginary weapons at the three consciences and it does nothing! Your consciences are actually real/physical this time and imaginary weapons can't harm them! Evil Conscience mows down your random consciences with a MG42.
Shoot the missiles in the M202 so it forgetsplodes on the NC.
You wait for the Neutral Conscience to fire the M202 and attempt to shoot the missiles! The missiles explode mid-flight and Neutral Conscience reels backwards.... And then quickly fires the M202 FLASH again right into your face, sending you flying all over the arena like a ping-pong ball. You bounce off the floor into the walls and into the air, where you come crashing down on Good Conscience.
ALCOHOL + FIRE = BAD YOU IDIOTS
Stop drop n' roll, man!
While you are stopping, dropping, and rolling, your companions open fire! Good Conscience simply dodges the rounds while Evil Conscience wades through the gunfire taking only a single scratch. Neutral Conscience is agile enough with a jetpack, but still gets hit.
Fire everything at once
You awkwardly tape all lethal guns together and fire them at once. The recoil is immense and nearly breaks your arm(again) and you also burn through your ammo(again)! Evil Conscience takes the full force of the salvo and is knocked to the ground!
Good Conscience tranquilizes Protagonist! The tranquilizer dark embeds itself in his leg!
Protagonist slowly loses consciousness.Evil Conscience fires the MG42!
Fanboy 3 gasps a last breath, curls up into a ball, and doesn't move.Fanboy 1 drops to the floor bleeding and crying out for papa!
Neutral Conscience fires the M202 FLASH again!
Fanboy 4 is blown into bloody pieces!Protagonist is caught in the explosion!
Good Conscience?(wounded) armed with Tranquilizer Rifle, Dodge Armor
Evil Conscience?(Badly Wounded) armed with MG42, "Tank" Armor
Neutral Conscience?(Majorly wounded, Using jetpack) armed with M202 FLASH, Jetpack
Only Sane Man(Tranquilized) is healthy and carrying a AK-12
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and carrying a G11
The Gunslinger is healthy and carrying a .600 Nitro Express revolver
Fanboy 1(Near Death, incapacitated) is healthy and carrying a Gyrojet Rocket Pistol
Fanboy 4 is healthy and carrying a Walther WA 2000
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is somewhat wounded.
TRANQUILIZED - SLOWLY LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS FROM THE DARTThings to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS:
MINIGUN (712 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (10/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (15/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (15/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 5 grenades left)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (9 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (18 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)
| OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE |
BLOODLUST: 99% (Frozen at 99%, cannot go up/down until battle is over)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
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