Poll

Are you people sick

yes
8 (72.7%)
no
3 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Author Topic: Dice with 100 Sides: no  (Read 40009 times)

summon gaben with your wallet

Get on the Jötunheimr.

you motherforgeter crita

is that from who i think it is

Yes,you now have permission to bow at the god you should believe in,the CUBE!

Oh wait he betrayed the higher god,robbaz.


loving flawless. 20/10

be the first man to jack off in space

USE THE WORLD TO DESTROY HUMANITY

Because I forgot about
Use this roll number to improve the next round s'rolls,even increasing some of the rolls to be beyond 100 if it can.
I'll do it here

Call the Kerbal Space Station.

92 + 46, THE KERBAL SPACE STATION KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEEDED 2 ROCKETS ARE NEXT TO YOUR SHIP WITH AMMO, MEDICAL SUPPLIES, ETC, ALSO A FREE SMOOTHIE IS INCLUDED

land on mars and dig a hole

49 + 46, You landed on mars and dug yourself a hole, you plop a flag in it and you are now the first person to be on mars

summon gaben with your wallet

70 + 46, GABEN APPEARED AND HE IS READY TO HELP YOU IN ANY WAY, ALSO YOU NOW HAVE A STEAM EVERYTHING CARD ON YOUR ACCOUNT.

Get on the Jötunheimr.

3 + 46, You landed on Jötunheimr, there are Jötnars everywhere

Yes,you now have permission to bow at the god you should believe in,the CUBE!

Oh wait he betrayed the higher god,robbaz.

19 + 46, You pray to CUBE, except he ignored you as he's fighting robbaz

Smoke weed.

42 + 46, You rolled up a blunt and smoked it for a bit, you're high now!

be the first man to jack off in space

98 + 46, YOU BLEW OFF TO SPACE IN 2 SECONDS, RIPPED OFF YOUR PANTS, AND HAD THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE, BEATING THAT STUPID FABRIC VIBRATOR, YOU NOW HAVE A NEW GUN

USE THE WORLD TO DESTROY HUMANITY

35 + 46, The world slowly crumbles apart, bringing humanity with it, of course this brings your continent with it, you can choose to roll-back, or deal with having no continent.

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physgun
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge

$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell

create new world, with blackjack and hookers

try and find mr queeba

roll to improve the next round's rolls by 29

Track down and fight DeviantArt, avenging a perfectly innocent meme killed by a site'sholocaustincompetence

suck mark zuckerberg's richard

suck mark zuckerberg's richard
WHY MARK ZUCKERBERG.
WHY.



Call Shia Lebouf.
and ask him to come to space