Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Refticus]

drink a entire bottle of vodka then talk to the first guy you see

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[tber123]

drink a entire bottle of vodka then talk to the first guy you see

You go back into the Bar and Grill and attempt to order some vodka. The Bartender informs you that you drank all the vodka a just a few hours ago. "Hey you! Know anything about Kompressor?" You ask to the nearest person, who happens to be a hobo.

"ALIENS! ALIENS!" The Hobo screams frantically. "ALIENS KIDNAPPED HIM AND TOOK HIM TO V20! ITS A LANDSCAPER CONSPIRACY!" The Hobo then rants about nutrition, Liberalism, Commie national socialists, alternate universes, the benefits of the scientific method, and taxes.

Nearby People
Musician is playing music in public and getting paid for it. He is using a Keytar.
Medic is about to finish stitching up some guy in an alleyway. He is armed with a switch blade.
Server Host is reading a newspaper and looking around.
Prison Guard armed with Tier Tactical Baton DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
Pyromaniac armed with Stratofortress’s M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Flash Mober is talking to the clan member. You see a Sixshooter on his belt.
Clan Member is having a discussion about v20 with the Flash Mober. You see a Kaje Sniper on his back.
Random Blockhead is taking a pill.
Drunken Hobo is drunk and ranting about random things.
Old Blockhead is still sitting on a nearby bench twirling a Plasma Pistol.

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 2.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$110 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 2.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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[Space1255]

Go to the gym and get loving ripped.

[tber123]

Go to the gym and get loving ripped.

You spend $100 to enter a Gym and get ripped. An hour passes and both you and Billy's unarmed skills have increased by 2. The Gym closes for the night soon after.

Nearby People to question about Kompressor and a way to get into V20
Musician is playing music in public with a Keytar. You see a hat full of money by his side.
Medic is cleaning his switch blade.
Server Host is reading a newspaper and reaching for something in his pocket.
Prison Guard is searching for something. He is armed with a Tier Tactical Baton DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
Pyromaniac is cleaning his flamethrower. He is armed with a Stratofortress’s M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Flash Mober is talking to the clan member. You see a Sixshooter on his belt.
Clan Member is having a discussion about v20 with the Flash Mober. You see a Kaje Sniper on his back.
Random Blockhead is downing an entire bottle of pills!
Drunken Hobo is drunk and ranting about random things.
Old Blockhead is listening to the hobo.

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$10 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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[Space1255]

Talk to the Musician

[tber123]

"Know anything about Kompressor? Or a way to get to version 20?"

"Version 20? Uh... There are these guys called the Landscaper Outcasts that might know, but they're keeping it to themselves, probably." The Musician responds.

"Intresting..."

Nearby People to question about Kompressor and a way to get into V20
Musician is playing music in public with a Keytar. You see a hat overflowing with money by his side.
Medic is standing around.
Server Host is reading a newspaper and eating a chocolate bar.
Prison Guard is chasing after someone you can't see. He is armed with a Tier Tactical Baton DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
Pyromaniac is reloading his flamethrower. He is armed with a Stratofortress’s M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Flash Mober is talking to the clan member. You see a Sixshooter on his belt.
Clan Member is having a thoughtful discussion about v20 with the Flash Mober. You see a Kaje Sniper on his back.
Random Blockhead appears extremely shaken about something.
Drunken Hobo is drunk and ranting about random things.
Old Blockhead is listening to the hobo.
Psychologist is passing through the area and reading a magazine on interrogation tactics.

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$10 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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[Eden]

Talk to the Clan Member and Flash Mober.

[tber123]

Talk to the Clan Member and Flash Mober.

"You know anything about a way to get back to v20?"

"Yeah." The Flash Mober responds. "Bug Badspot enough and hope he doesn't shove a banhammer up your ass."

"Maybe the Landscaper Outcasts know a way?" The Clan Member responds. "I'm not sure if they share information with Outsiders, though."

Nearby People to question about Kompressor and a way to get into V20
Musician is packing up his Keytar. You see a hat overflowing with money by his side.
Medic is performing surgery on a new patient with a switchblade in an alleyway.
Server Host is reading a newspaper and eating a chocolate bar.
Pyromaniac is inspecting his flamethrower and staring at everyone else. He is armed with Stratofortress’s M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Flash Mober is talking to you. You see a Sixshooter on his belt.
Clan Member is talking to you. You see a Kaje Sniper on his back.
Random Blockhead appears visibly insane.
Drunken Hobo is drunk and ranting about V21.
Old Blockhead is listening to the hobo.
Psychologist is hijacking a car.

"Maybe we should capture and interrogate these 'Outcast' guys, Tom? I think the Psychologist is a good interrogation specialist."

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$10 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Nicepoint]

Ask The Server Host

[Cone²]

Ask the Old Blockhead cuz he might be that oldcigarette from earlier and steal the hat full of money because you're a richard like that tom

[Refticus]

get loving smashed on the best alcohol

[Cybertails1998]

do we have dosh? throw some into the musician's hat

[tber123]

Ask The Server Host

"Do you know a way to get to v20?" You ask the Server Host.

"Uh... Some guy named Port was making a experimental v20 client. Its not exactly perfected yet. You should ask him in his fortress." The Server Host goes back to his newspaper.

do we have dosh? throw some into the musician's hat

You toss $10 into the musicians hat.
"Thank you, sir." The Musician replies.

get loving smashed on the best alcohol

You run to the nearest other bar and find its closed for the night due to a shooting. Darn.

Ask the Old Blockhead cuz he might be that oldcigarette from earlier and steal the hat full of money because you're a richard like that tom

"Hello there." The Old Blockhead says. He clearly isn't Interials, that's for sure.
"V20. Way to get back in. Know anything?"
"Either the Landscaper Outcasts or you ask a user named Port." He replies.

You then steal the musicians hat full of money, immediately aggroing him.

"Hey! Give it back!" The Musician rises from his seat and prepares his Keytar.

Nearby People
Musician(20/20 HP) armed with Keytar
Music Skill: 10/30(10 Psychological Damage)

Medic is performing surgery on a new patient with a switchblade in an alleyway.
Server Host is about to record the upcoming fight between you and the Musician.
Pyromaniac wishes that the world could be set on fire already. He is armed with Stratofortress’s M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Flash Mober is observing the upcoming fight! You see a Sixshooter on his belt.
Clan Member is sitting back and watching the fight. You see a Kaje Sniper on his back.
Random Blockhead appears visibly insane.
Drunken Hobo is drunk and ranting about Socialism.
Old Blockhead is listening to the hobo.
Psychologist is driving away in a stolen car.

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.05/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Refticus]

challenge him to a musical duel with your guitar

[lord techno]

Play through the fire and flames. Make him stuff bricks.