Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Cone²]

Give him the double bird and run away with the hat and chase after the Psychologist

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Play some Dragonforce songs, then SUDDENLY brain him with the loving guitar

[Space1255]

Play through the fire and flames. Make him stuff bricks.

[tber123]

challenge him to a musical duel with your guitar

Despite your lack of skill in Musical instruments, you challenge him to a guitar duel!

Play through the fire and flames. Make him stuff bricks.

Musician does an epic solo on a motherloving KEYTAR!
Tom O'Flanagan BADLY plays "Through the Fire and Flames"! He plays it so badly that everyone nearby is hit for 2 damage!

"Hey, starfish!" The Flash Mober shouts. "Now you've really pissed me off!"
"You're a dead forgeter!" The Pyromaniac rises from his seat and aims a flamethrower at you! "BBQ Time!"
"GODAMN! ITS THE ILLIMUnational socialist!" The Hobo shouts as he quickdraws a godamn Ion Cannon at you. "NO MORE! NO MORE!"
"Thats it!" The Clan Member shouts.

Tom O'Flanagan stuffs bricks when he sees everyone nearby after his blood!

Flash Mober fires the Sixshooter at Tom O'Flanagan, hitting the head for a critical 18 damage BLOWING IT APART!
Pyromaniac spews fire at Billy and Ben Blonde, horribly burning them for 10 damage!
Clan Member fires the Kaje Sniper at Ben Blonde, but misses!
Drunken Hobo fires the Ion Cannon at the ground, killing EVERYONE nearby with a critical hit!
Don't You Die On Me! Cannot be activated. Reason: Death by Critical Hit.

GAME OVER: Entire Party Dead
Perhaps some music lessons would be beneficial.

Play some Dragonforce songs, then SUDDENLY brain him with the loving guitar

Tom O'Flanagan HORRIBLY plays a song from Dragonforce and decides to quit before anyone takes damage from it!
Musician rocks out at Tom O'Flanagan with an epic solo from a godamn KEYTAR!
Tom O'Flanagan is hit for 10 Mental Damage!
Tom O'Flanagan lunges at Musician and swings at him with the Guitar, hitting him in the head for a critical 19 damage!
Musician plays the Keytar at Tom O'Flanagan for another 10 Mental Damage CAUSING HIM TO BREAK INTO TEARS!
Tom O'Flanagan is stunned and begins to weep.
Musician calls the police!
Drunken Hobo runs away hollering!
Clan Member leaves the area.
Old Blockhead flees the area!
Random Blockhead completely snaps and chases after Clan Member with a giant knife!
Server Host records the whole thing on camera and runs away to post it on Youtube!
Pyromaniac rises from his chair and walks home.
Flash Mober is disappointed in you and walks home with the Pyromaniac.
Medic retreats!

Give him the double bird and run away with the hat and chase after the Psychologist

You flip off the Musician with both hands and try to chase after the Psychologist, but you can't stop weeping! You're stuck in place!

"Gimme the money back!" The Musician screams.
"What the hell is going on here?" A nearby Vigilante armed with a Default Hammer asks before connecting the dots. "You dare attack my favorite musician?"

You can hear sirens in the distance, also.

Nearby People
Musician(1/20 HP) armed with Keytar(Musical skill: 10)
Vigilante(5/5 HP) armed with Default Hammer DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Psychologist is driving away in a stolen car.

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, -6/16 MENT and is Weeping Uncontrollably. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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[Space1255]

Cry for mom

[Cone²]

Put on the hat and have tears shed from your eyes and become immobile

also the hat is glowing red now and everybody is concerned and have billy beat the living loving stuff out of the Musician and Vigilante with his fists and ben go run after the stolen car

[tber123]

Put on the hat and have tears shed from your eyes and become immobile

also the hat is glowing red now and everybody is concerned and have billy beat the living loving stuff out of the Musician and Vigilante with his fists and ben go run after the stolen car

Cry for mom

(You already ARE immobile from weeping, though....)

Tom O'Flanagan weeps and cries for mother.
XxX_b111y_69_XxX lunges at Musician and punches him, hitting the arms for 2 damage!
Musician collapses to the floor bleeding out and cries out to Jesus for mercy!
Vigilante swings at Tom O'Flanagan and misses!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX kicks Vigilante in the crotch for a critical 9 damage!
Vigilante clutches his groin, coughs up blood, and collapses.
Ben Blonde chases after the Psychologist and shoots the tires out!
Psychologist crawls out of his wrecked vehicle, sees the party, and tries to flee in terror by slowly crawling away.
Musician crawls off trailing blood.
Psychologist is cornered and begs for mercy!
Tom O'Flanagan recovers from the mental assault the Musician previously inflicted on him.

"What do we do with him?"
"If this doesn't work, we can always go to Port's Fortress and ask for a way to get into v20. Remember that."

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 1/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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[Cone²]

wear your new hat proudly and corner the psychologist and make him tell us how to get to v20 or we'll snap his legs

we're not doing this the easy way now anymore folks

also go get the musician and beat the stuff outta him because im sick and tired of hunting for kompressor and im going to beat the living stuff out of anybody who raises a finger against me god damnit

[Nicepoint]

^no

Ask where we can find port.

[Space1255]

Ask him about v20

[tber123]

wear your new hat proudly and corner the psychologist and make him tell us how to get to v20 or we'll snap his legs

we're not doing this the easy way now anymore folks

also go get the musician and beat the stuff outta him because im sick and tired of hunting for kompressor and im going to beat the living stuff out of anybody who raises a finger against me god damnit

Tom O'Flanagan chases after the Musician and finishes him off with a brutal beatdown!
Now its time to interrogate the Psychologist.
"Tell me how to get to v20 or I'll break those fine legs."
"I-I don't know! Ask the Landscaper Outcasts!" The Psychologist screams.
Tom O'Flanagan stomps on the Psychologist's leg and breaks it!
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!" The Psychologist screams in pain. "PLEASE! NO!"

^no

Ask where we can find port.

Ask him about v20

"Where can I find Port's Fortress?"
"T-Take a R-Right! At the intersection between Badspot Avenue and Ephilates Court North! The Password is 'BedroomReturns'!"
"Thank you for your time. Now beat it."

---INCOMING VOICE MESSAGE FROM INTERIALS---
"*BLAMBLAMBLAM*re you there, boy*KABOOM*? Hel*BLAM* *CHK CHK* us! We're being*FWIP* *FWIP*attacked at the *KRAK*AAAAAAGH---- *STATIC*"
---END OF VOICE MESSAGE.---

"What was that?"
"Does this mean I have more things to punch? I can't wait!"

Things to Do
>Go to Port's Fortress and ask about v20(Main Objective)
>Capture a Landscaper Outcast and interrogate him about v20(Alternate Main Objective)
>Investigate the Landscaper Auto Plant and assist Interials(Optional)
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 5/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

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Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
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Updates will be slowed down because school started yesterday for me also

[Nicepoint]

Lets go help Cable

[tber123]

Lets go help Cable

You rush over to the Auto Plant to see dozens of corpses belonging to the Landscapers and Landscaper Outcasts. The Auto Plant is on fire, multiple holes have been torn into the walls from explosions, and Cable can be heard screaming for mercy as the Outcasts shove him into a sports car and drive off. Cable quickly spots you, orders you into a Jeep, and chases after the Outcasts.

"Keep driving, boy! They're going to kidnap and brainwash Cable into believing the ways of the Outcasts if we fail!"

Green Sports Car(HOSTILE!)
Outcast Driver(20/20 HP) armed with Sixshooter DMG 6-8, hits up to 2x
Outcast Gunner(15/15 HP) armed with Photon Machine Gun DMG 3-5, can hit up to 4x
Outcast Rifleman(10/10 HP) armed with TheLegoDude's Remmington 700 DMG 4-9
Outcast Riot Guard(12/12 HP) armed with [1]Pandan's Riot Shield(Blocks projectiles) DMG 4-8 [2]Ladios's Defraction Gun DMG 2 per pellet, fires 6 pellets
Outcast Rocketeer(20/20 HP) armed with Ladios's Flash Cannon DMG 2-4(Uncharged Blast Radius) 4-9(Uncharged Direct Hit) OR 4-6(Blast Radius + Charged) 8-20(Charged, Direct Hit)
Cable(Hostage) (10 HP)

Things to Do
>Go to Port's Fortress and ask about v20(Main Objective)
>Capture a Landscaper Outcast and interrogate him about v20(Alternate Main Objective)
>Save Cable from kidnapping and brainwashing
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.05/30
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.65/30
Interials has 30/30 HP and Landscaper Heavy Armor(-13 DMG). Long Arms Skill: 20.56/30
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 5/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x 3)[Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets. 4)[Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged)

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine

AMMO: Bullets x13 Lasers x9 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x4 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.60/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.00/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.16/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Snaked_Snake]

If anyone has some sort of rifle or sniper, a semi automatic medium-sized weapon, get them to aim for the driver, and make sure to aim carefully, and when he's got a good shot, tell him to shoot.

[Refticus]

jump out of the jeep
ain't nobody got time for this stuff