Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Space1255]

Explore further, take the 180

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[tber123]

Hand over Ben Blonde as a sacrifice as he is the one who's been receiving the most damage.

You send Ben Blonde ahead into a hallway with three paths. Ben Blonde is instantly ventilated from the left hall.
Now you know where they are, though.

"One of us stays posted at the entrance. The other two will investigate the rest of this lab."

Ben Blonde respawns and stays posted at the entrance while you and XxX_b111y_69_XxX investigate.
Ben Blonde has temporarily left the party.

Explore further, take the 180

You loot the American 180 and prepare to explore further, ready to punch the crap out of any alien you come across....

Lets do some push-ups and get stronger.

"Wait a minute! We need to be the strongest!"

One training montage later and you're Unarmed skill has improved along with Billy's. The both of you then investigate the labs and run into the same aliens that previously ventilated Ben Blonde.

Alien Executioner(5/5 HP) armed with [1]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [2]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [3]10HP Energy Shield [4]Gas Mask
Alien Rifleman(10/10 HP) armed with [1]Remington 700 DMG 4-9 [2]Gas Mask
Alien Assault(7/7 HP) armed with [1]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, fires up to 6x [2]Switch Blade DMG 4-8, can hit up to 3x and backstab [3]3HP Energy SHield [4]Gas Mask
Alien Pyromaniac(12/12 HP) armed with [1]Stratofortress's M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [2]Gas Mask

Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.80/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 16/16 HP, 16 STAM, 16/16 MENT. (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Ze Operator]

Take on the Alien Pyromaniac and Alien Rifleman. They can be a very high priority if not handled immediately.

[Mr Queeba]

Scream ayy lmao and run in a random direction

[Space1255]

KICKASS MARTIAL ARTS TIME

[Refticus]

KICKASS MARTIAL ARTS TIME

with montage music

[tber123]

Scream ayy lmao and run in a random direction

You scream "AYY LMAO" once again and run off in a random direction. The aliens give chase, and you run into even more angry aliens. Welp.

Take on the Alien Pyromaniac and Alien Rifleman. They can be a very high priority if not handled immediately.

KICKASS MARTIAL ARTS TIME

with montage music

Kung fu music begins to play!
Tom O'Flanagan karate chops Alien Pyromaniac in the throat for a critical 6 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX kicks Alien Rifleman in the groin so hard that he coughs up blood and takes a critical 12 damage!
Alien Pyromaniac weakly begs for mercy.
Alien Rifleman lets out an ear piercing shriek, clutches his bleeding groin, collapses to the floor, goes into convulsions, vomits blood, and dies.
Alien Executioner lunges at Tom O'Flanagan with a chainsaw, hitting the torso once for 2 damage! Bless the RNG!
Alien Assault sprays the Laser SMG at Tom O'Flanagans face, hitting the gas mask six times and BREAKING IT!
"Son of a---*COUGH* *HACK* *WHEEZE*"
Tom O'Flanagan is exposed to the cloud of gas!
Tom O'Flanagan clutches at his throat and begins to asphyxiate! He takes 2 damage to health and stamina!
Alien Pyromaniac lets out a wail of pain.
Alien Kneecapper shoots Tom O'Flanagan in the left leg with the DB Shotgun! Two pellets hit and Tom O'Flanagan's leg is nearly blown off and is now crippled!
Alien Martial Artist unleashes a flurry of karate chops at XxX_b111y_69_XxX, hitting him SIX times in a row for 6 damage!
Alien Pointman fires the Alien Blaster at Tom O'Flanagan and misses.
Genetic Abomination breaks free from it's test tube and lunges at Alien Executioner before clawing it to no effect!
Genetic Abomination is exposed to the cloud of gas and takes 2 damage to health and stamina!

Alien Executioner(5/5 HP) armed with [1]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [2]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [3]10HP Energy Shield [4]Gas Mask
Alien Rifleman(DEAD) armed with [1]Remington 700 DMG 4-9 [2]Gas Mask
Alien Assault(7/7 HP) armed with [1]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, fires up to 6x [2]Switch Blade DMG 4-8, can hit up to 3x and backstab [3]3HP Energy SHield [4]Gas Mask
Alien Pyromaniac(6/12 HP) armed with [1]Stratofortress's M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [2]Gas Mask
Alien Kneecapper(5/5 HP) armed with [1]DB Shotgun DMG 1 per pellet up to 12(low accuracy, high spread) [2]Gas Mask
Alien Martial Artist(9/9 HP) armed with [1]BARE HANDS [2]Gas Mask
Alien Pointman(10/10 HP) armed with [1]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [2]Gas Mask
Genetic Abomination(18/20 HP, 18/20 STAM) armed with Claws

Kung fu music keeps on playing while you're slowly getting asskicked.

Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.80/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 10/16 HP, 14/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, a Crippled Left Leg, and is being exposed to Deadly Gas.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)CRACKED Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

Inhale it deeply like a man
Hold your breath!

[Nicepoint]

Charge out of the cloud!

[Ze Operator]

Charge out of the cloud!

He's got a crippled leg.....
But the mouse has got a 'point'.

Get out of there. NOW. While you still can.
Abort the mission.

[Majorth]

Run away from the cloud since the mask is broken. Also, build an alien from 1x1 bricks to lure them out.

[NotBomberguy]

weld your rapidfire machineguns together, optimized for less recoil
purify them

[tber123]

Inhale it deeply like a man
Hold your breath!

You hold your breath, but that only seems to make it worse and you end up vomiting on the floor! What kind of gas is this?

weld your rapidfire machineguns together, optimized for less recoil
purify them

We barely have any "machine guns" unless you count the American 180 as a submachinegun

Run away from the cloud since the mask is broken. Also, build an alien from 1x1 bricks to lure them out.

Tom O'Flanagan slowly limps away from the aliens and takes 2 DMG/Stun Damage!
(The cloud of gas has spread to the ENTIRE lab.)
Alien Executioner is still on your tail!
Alien Assault gives chase after you!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX karate chops Alien Pointman in the face BREAKING HIS GAS MASK!
Alien Pointman takes 2 damage to health and stamina before giving chase!
Alien Pyromaniac is still on your tail!
Alien Kneecapper is still on your tail!
Alien Martial Artist is still on your tail!
Genetic Abomination is still on your tail!

Alien Executioner pauses to change the filters on his gas mask!
Alien Assault fires a six-round burst from the Laser SMG!
Tom O'Flanagan quickdraws the Deflector and reflects the projectiles backwards!
Alien Martial Artist is hit three times in the torso for 9 damage and killed.
Alien Assault takes a laser to the throat for a critical 6 damage, breaking his energy shield and bypassing all damage!
Alien Kneecapper takes a laser to the kneecaps for 2 damage and collapses to the floor yelling for mama!
Genetic Abomination is struck in the leg for 3 damage!
Genetic Abomination grabs Alien Pyromaniac, rips his gas mask off, and pummels him to the ground for 2 damage!
Alien Pyromaniac takes 2 damage/stun from the cloud of gas before spewing flames at the Genetic Abomination SETTING IT ON FIRE for 5 damage!
Alien Kneecapper laughs uncontrollably.
Genetic Abomination takes 2 damage/stun from being exposed to the gas!
Alien Pointman fires the Alien Blaster at Genetic Abomination and misses!

Alien Executioner(5/5 HP) armed with [1]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [2]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [3]10HP Energy Shield [4]Gas Mask
Alien Rifleman(DEAD) armed with [1]Remington 700 DMG 4-9 [2]Gas Mask
Alien Assault(1/7 HP, BLEEDING) armed with [1]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, fires up to 6x [2]Switch Blade DMG 4-8, can hit up to 3x and backstab [3]Gas Mask
Alien Pyromaniac(2/12 HP, 10 STAM) armed with [1]Stratofortress's M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [2]Gas Mask
Alien Kneecapper(3/5 HP) armed with [1]DB Shotgun DMG 1 per pellet up to 12(low accuracy, high spread) [2]Gas Mask
Alien Martial Artist(DEAD) armed with [1]BARE HANDS [2]Gas Mask
Alien Pointman(8/10 HP 8/10 STAM) armed with [1]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
Genetic Abomination(8/20 HP, 16/20 STAM, ON FIRE) armed with Claws

Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.82/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, a Crippled Left Leg, and is being exposed to Deadly Gas.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5)CRACKED Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x2 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.25/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Kinda rushed this one since I have to get to school now

[Majorth]

Make Ben Blonde join the party and come back as the other two are lacking health.

[tber123]

Make Ben Blonde join the party and come back as the other two are lacking health.

"Ben! Get your *COUGH* ass over *WHEEZE* here!"

Tom O'Flanagan fires the M79 GL at Alien Pyromaniac, scoring a DIRECT HIT on the torso for 10 damage BLOWING IT INTO BLOODY CHUNKS!
Alien Pyromaniac goes flying in several directions and paints everyone with his insides!
Alien Kneecapper is caught in the blast radius and takes 7 damage BLOWING HIS ARMS OFF! A spray of blood trails after his arm as it soars through the air!
Alien Kneecapper breaths heavily, coughs up blood, and dies.
Tom O'Flanagan swipes a gas mask from Alien Pyromaniac's corpse and discards the old one!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX rushes up to Alien Executioner and pulls off his gas mask, exposing him to the cloud of gas!
Alien Executioner clutches at this throat, vomits, and collapses to the floor asphyxiating! Energy shields don't protect against that!
Ben Blonde fires the suppressed pistol at Alien Pointman, but misses!
Alien Assault whines loudly, voice crackling, and then curls up into a ball before gasping a last breath.
Genetic Abomination swings it's claws at  Alien Pointman, hitting the head for 5 damage SLICING CLEANLY THROUGH THE SKIN!
Alien Pointman takes 2 DMG/STUN from being exposed to the gas!
Genetic Abomination takes 2 DMG/STUN from being exposed to the gas and 2 DMG from being on fire!

Alien Executioner(3/5 HP, 2/5 STAM) armed with [1]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [2]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [3]10HP Energy Shield
Alien Rifleman(DEAD) armed with [1]Remington 700 DMG 4-9 [2]Gas Mask
Alien Assault(DEAD) armed with [1]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, fires up to 6x [2]Switch Blade DMG 4-8, can hit up to 3x and backstab [3]Gas Mask
Alien Pyromaniac(DEAD) armed with [1]Stratofortress's M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots
Alien Kneecapper(DEAD) armed with [1]DB Shotgun DMG 1 per pellet up to 12(low accuracy, high spread) [2]Gas Mask
Alien Martial Artist(DEAD) armed with [1]BARE HANDS [2]Gas Mask
Alien Pointman(1/10 HP 6/10 STAM, HEAVILY BLEEDING) armed with [1]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x
Genetic Abomination(4/20 HP, 14/20 STAM, ON FIRE) armed with Claws

Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x8 Lasers x6 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x1 Flamethrower Fuel x2 Rockets x6 Toast x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.