Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Alaaarm]

Why should we even save Kompressor?
He betrayed us by removing the maps.

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

strap every weapon to eachother for virtually no recoil
purify them once again

[tber123]

Why should we even save Kompressor?
He betrayed us by removing the maps.

*Kompressor and Badspot, IIRC

strap every weapon to eachother for virtually no recoil
purify them once again

You slowly strap all your guns together and fire them all at once, which is complete loving overkill and a waste of ammo. Everyone in the room is deader than disco, baby.

Automatically Looted:[Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw, [Throwing]HE Grenade, [Long Arms]Remmington 700, [Small Guns]Laser SMG, [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower, [Shotgun]DB Shotgun, [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster

Ammo Acquired: Flamethrower Fuel x2, Bullets x5, Lasers x7, Grenade Launcher Ammo x3, Shotgun Shells x4, High Explosive ammo x2, Rockets x6

As you advance further into the labs, you see what looks like a reptilianBlockhead floating in a test tube filled with some sort of liquid. It looks at you in despair and bangs on the glass in a futile attempt to escape captivity.

"One of the alien's genetic experiments?"
"Sure seems to be. And its giving us those puppy-dog eyes, too."

Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (20/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Throwing]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x5 Lasers x7 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x4 Flamethrower Fuel x4 Rockets x6 Toast x2 High Explosive ammo x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Ze Operator]

Let the Mutalid out. Make sure that one of you has a gun. If it attacks you, then you shoot, because it's either that thing or the gas that's gonna kill ya.

[Space1255]

Teach it soccer.

[tber123]

Let the Mutalid out. Make sure that one of you has a gun. If it attacks you, then you shoot, because it's either that thing or the gas that's gonna kill ya.

You smack a nearby control panel and release the Mutalid. It looks around confused.

Teach it soccer.

You try to teach the Mutalid soccer, but it accidentally pops the ball with its spiked feet. Darn.

Now what?

Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (20/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Throwing]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x5 Lasers x7 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x4 Flamethrower Fuel x4 Rockets x6 Toast x2 High Explosive ammo x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

give it little shoes to kick the ball with.

[tber123]

give it little shoes to kick the ball with.

You give it shoes, but it's clawed feet punch holes through the shoes easily. Darn.

Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (20/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Throwing]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x5 Lasers x7 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x4 Flamethrower Fuel x4 Rockets x6 Toast x2 High Explosive ammo x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

make a soccer ball out of a soft but durable material for him to kick

[tber123]

make a soccer ball out of a soft but durable material for him to kick

The Mutalid kicks the ball right as an Alien Researcher turns around the corner! The ball smashes into the Alien's fragile skull and breaks it open, spilling out brain matter!

"Good kick."
"Now thats a goal!"

Three Alien Assassins attempt to sneak up on your party while you are distracted, but their plans are foiled when the cloaking devices run out of battery and reveal them right behind you!

MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 1(20/20 HP, 10 HP Energy Shield, Gasmask) armed with Keytar(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 10.42
Music: 3.22
Speech: 12.99
MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 2(20/20 HP, 10 HP Energy Shield, Gasmask) armed with Saxophone(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 5.59
Music: 3.23
MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 3(20/20 HP, 10 HP Energy Shield, Gasmask) armed with Harmonica(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 20.72
Music: 2.11
Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (20/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 16/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Throwing]HE Grenade DMG 5-10 [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x5 Lasers x7 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x4 Flamethrower Fuel x4 Rockets x6 Toast x2 High Explosive ammo x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.00/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[plad101]

Enable slappers only and slap the stuff out of them

[Space1255]

LET'S PLAY SOCCER!
Get the Mutalid to kick the ball at them, and recieve the ball. Proceed to kick it as hard as you can at them. Continue this soccer-styled combat until an enemy dies.

[Ze Operator]

LET'S PLAY SOCCER!
Get the Mutalid to kick the ball at them, and recieve the ball. Proceed to kick it as hard as you can at them. Continue this soccer-styled combat until an enemy dies.

To translate: Teach the Mutalid how to fight with you....in style. Make it your ally. See if there is anyway you can communicate with it.

[Nicepoint]

Just incase the attack fails...

Throw a HE-grenade at minibosses.

[tber123]

Enable slappers only and slap the stuff out of them

"Slappers only! Now!" You shout at the Aliens.
"¿oɐ͘ɯl͝ ʎ̴ʎɐ" They respond, seconds before threateningly raising their musical instruments and preparing to play a song.

LET'S PLAY SOCCER!
Get the Mutalid to kick the ball at them, and recieve the ball. Proceed to kick it as hard as you can at them. Continue this soccer-styled combat until an enemy dies.

Just incase the attack fails...

Throw a HE-grenade at minibosses.

Mutalid kicks a soccer ball at Musical Assassin 1!
Musical Assassin 1 dodges the attack and plays music at Tom O'Flanagan!
Tom O'Flanagan takes 5 damage to Mental Health and asks "Is this right?" before he briefly considers turning on his allies!
Tom O'Flanagan tosses the HE Grenade!
Musical Assassin 2 HEROICALLY dives onto the grenade and is hit for 10 damage, breaking the energy shield!
Musical Assassin 3 plays STUNNING music at XxX_b111y_69_XxX! XxX_b111y_69_XxX takes 5 damage to Mental Health!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX is stunned by the power of the Harmonica and begins to weep.
Ben Blonde fires the Suppressed Pistol at Musical Assassin 2 and misses!

Going to have to stop the update here since it's a school morning. Sorry.

MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 1(20/20 HP, 10 HP Energy Shield, Gasmask) armed with Keytar(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 10.42
Music: 3.22
Speech: 12.99
MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 2(20/20 HP, Gasmask) armed with Saxophone(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 5.59
Music: 3.23
MINIBOSS:Musical Assassin 3(20/20 HP, 10 HP Energy Shield, Gasmask) armed with Harmonica(Higher Music skill=Stronger Effects)
Dodge: 20.72
Music: 2.11
Mutalid(Neutral) (Immune to Gas) (20/20 HP) armed with Claws
Area Effect: Cloud of Gas(Anyone without a non-broken gas mask will take damage)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.07/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 8/14 HP, 9 MENT and is Stunned for 1 turn. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 8/16 HP, 12/16 STAM, 11/16 MENT, and a Crippled Left Leg.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$256 (4)PlayBlock Magazine (5) Gas Mask

AMMO: Bullets x5 Lasers x7 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x4 Flamethrower Fuel x4 Rockets x6 Toast x2 High Explosive ammo x2 Incendiary Rounds x2 Stun Rounds x5

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.00/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying most of the time)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.