Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Refticus]

chug the bowl of sand soup

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[tber123]

chug the bowl of sand soup

You feel slightly sick and really wasted.

Have a beach party straight out of an '80s chick flick

Other than the Outcasts and Aliens shooting eachother RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, v20 is pretty empty. You have a small party.

Make a giant mech

You build a mech out of sand when a UFO streaks overhead and shoots it into pieces. A few Landscaper Outcasts chasing the UFO(and being chased by a few aliens themselves) discover you! What are you doing having a beach party in the middle of a godamn warzone, anyways?

Alien UFO(20/20 HP) armed with Plasma Cannon
Outcast Shotgunner(10/10 HP) armed with DB Shotgun DMG 1-12
Outcast Pyromaniac(15/15 HP) armed with M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10
Outcast Gunslinger(12/12 HP) armed with Guns Trikimbo DMG 3-6, fires 3x
Outcast Headhunter(10/10 HP) armed with Kaje's Sniper DMG 6-11
Alien Wiseman(13/13 HP) armed with Ladios Laser Carbine DMG 4-6, hits up to 3x
Alien Shotgunner(9/9 HP) armed with Ladios Defraction Gun DMG 2-12
Outcast Badass(20/20 HP) armed with []SWAT Armor(-5 DMG) []Supercrash's Desert Eagle DMG 6-8, hits up to 2x []ASKR1 DMG 5-7(NormalMode) 2-8(ShotgunMode)
Psionic Alien(15/15 HP) armed with Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
Alien Self Delete Bomber(10/10 HP) armed with Boombelt DMG 5-20

Q: Are both the Outcasts and the Aliens double teaming me?
A: No. You're caught in the crossfire.

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel. He is also Piss-Drunk.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (4)Gas Mask (5)BoomBox

AMMO: Bullets x11 Lasers x11 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x9 Flamethrower Fuel x5 Rockets x10 Toast x5 High Explosive ammo x6 Incendiary Rounds x3 Stun Rounds x14

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-15 Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

RRUUUUUUUUUUUNNN

[Nicepoint]

Run

[Refticus]

offer them the remaining amount of sand soup

[Mr Queeba]

 Play rickroll on the boombox

[tber123]

offer them the remaining amount of sand soup

You offer everyone Sand Soup. Everyone lines up to get wasted like you are, but the Sand Soup quickly runs out and then everyone resumes shooting eachother. Aw.

Play rickroll on the boombox

You set the Boombox to 194 DB and play "Never gonna give you up!" It worked in V21:Left Behind so it will work, right?

Too bad you didn't get any hearing protection. Everyone is hit for a critical 50 DMG and has their head explode, including your entire party.

GAME OVER:Entire Party Dead

RRUUUUUUUUUUUNNN

Run

You run the forget away as the Outcasts and the Aliens begin shooting eachother. A mech soon shows up to blast everyone to hell, and you just keep running. You take a leap into the water, swim to another part of the island, and discover a seemingly farm that is isolated from the fighting.

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)

XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 14/14 HP. Unarmed Skill: 4.85/30 Boxing Gloves, Gas Mask
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel. He is also Piss-Drunk.
The Mutalid (15/20 HP) armed with Claws

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (4)Gas Mask (5)BoomBox

AMMO: Bullets x11 Lasers x11 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x9 Flamethrower Fuel x5 Rockets x10 Toast x5 High Explosive ammo x6 Incendiary Rounds x3 Stun Rounds x14

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-15 Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

Was going to populate the farm with bots but I barely even have time to update anymore so now its seemingly empty

[Space1255]

See if there are materials you can build a mech with

[Refticus]

sand soup is the weapon of peace, it stopped the conflict temporarily
mass produce sand soup with the finest ingredients, fine sand, salt water and fresh seaweed

also send billy to take the "dog" for a walk

[tber123]

See if there are materials you can build a mech with

You scavenge the farmhouse and find a goddamn distillery full of the finest wine and some mech parts. Apparently these guys didn't get to drink their wine before being forcibly whisked away to v21.

sand soup is the weapon of peace, it stopped the conflict temporarily
mass produce sand soup with the finest ingredients, fine sand, salt water and fresh seaweed

also send billy to take the "dog" for a walk

You spend a few hours mass-producing your special brand of Sand Soup with the finest ingredients available and watching the Outcasts get asskicked by aliens. You now have a stockpile of Sand Soup. Billy takes the Mutalid for a walk and arms himself with fifty bowls of Sand Soup for pacifying any and all aliens/outcasts that try to kill him.

XxX_b111y_69_XxX and The Mutalid have temporarily left the party.

Area Effect: Warzone(Landscaper Outcasts and Aliens in conflict)

Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP, 15/15 MENT. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 Suppressed Pistol, Gas Mask
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel. He is also Piss-Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Explosives]Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice 2)[Explosives]M79 GL DMG 4-6(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit) 3)[Long Arms]Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(Uncharged) 6-9(Charged) 4)[Small Guns]Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x 5)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) [Bladed Weapons]Chainsaw DMG 1-2, hits up to 9x [Long Arms]Remmington 700 DMG 4-9 [Small Guns]Laser SMG DMG 2-3, hits up to 6x [Flamethrowers]Stratofortress M2 Flamethrower DMG 5-10, 2x DMG to robots [Shotgun]DB Shotgun DMG 1-12, can hit multiple body parts [Small Guns]Ladios Alien Blaster DMG 4-6, hits up to 2x [Blunt Weapons]Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x [Explosives]Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x [Explosives]Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit) [Long Arms]Justice Rifle DMG 1-4 [Long Arms]1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x [Small Guns]Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x [Music]Guitar [Music]Keytar [Small Guns]American 180 DMG 2-4, hits up to 4x [Small Guns]Alien Blaster DMG 4-6 [Long Arms]Karbini MK 16 DMG 1-3(Normal) 4-6(Grenade Launcher), fires up to 4x [Throwing]Molotov roostertail [Bladed Weapons]Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (4)Gas Mask (5)BoomBox (6)Fine Wine x20 (7)Mech Part 1/3 (8)Sand Soup x50

AMMO: Bullets x11 Lasers x11 Arrows x5 Grenade Launcher Ammo x3 Shotgun Shells x9 Flamethrower Fuel x5 Rockets x10 Toast x5 High Explosive ammo x6 Incendiary Rounds x3 Stun Rounds x14

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.20/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.00/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-15 Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

Find a way to carry the mech parts to a flat area

[tber123]

Find a way to carry the mech parts to a flat area

No need. Tom O'Flanagan is capable of carrying pretty much everything on him judging by the Quickdraw Slots?

[Space1255]

Wh- Bu-
How

[lord techno]

Wh- Bu-
How

[Space1255]

Ohhhh, its turned into cocaine shoved into your nipples so you can suck it out and reconstruct it!